@Master Fox  
well but the thing is because discord refuses to kill or actually fight his enemies as a result no one really takes him seriously.

@Background Pony #04E6  
The problem isn’t that discord is too much of a wimp to kill, it’s just there’s no fun in just killing some one out right.

@rylasasin  
sheogorath wins. discord is too much of a pussy to kill anyone or even fight his enemies otherwise he would of done it by now.

@Master Fox  
wait couldn’t discord because he’s random as all hell just teleport alduin into outer space and then have a giant glove literally falcon punch him back to earth? i know it doesn’t make sense but come on it’s fucking discord, it doesn’t have to make sense.

@Master Fox discord’s got this mainly because alduin’s trump cards probably won’t work on him.

yeah i’m just going to give this to discord,while discord likes fucking around with his enemies, he has more than enough power to defeat alduin, also alduin doesn’t have a weakness to magic so discord has the advantage, and it doesn’t really help alduin much that his strongest attacks where he devours your soul and summons a meteor shower won’t work mainly because discord is a spirit so he probably doesn’t have a soul and discord could survive a sun blowing up in his face so something as little as a meteor shower probably won’t do very much and even if it did discord could just snap his fingers(or is it claws?) and turn the meteors into bubbles or something.

@Background Pony #5DE5  
Well, between two gods of chaos. What’s the point in counting to 5 properly?

@Master Fox  
What about the 3rd?

Considering that the versatility of the Voice is seemingly limitless and we never saw the full extent of Alduin’s power, and that Alduin (according to lore, not gameplay) is built up to be unstoppable, plus the whole “doom-driven” thing, and I’m such a big Elder Scrolls fan, I’m gonna have to go with Alduin.

Considering how disappointing Alduin was in Skyrim, I would have to go with Discord. If it was lore!Alduin from the in-game books, then he probably takes it.

@Keith Mowz  
That battle would involve 5 Matches.  
1st match! Cheese eating contest!  
2nd match! Chocolate Milk drinking contest.  
4th Match! Chinchilla bowling  
5th Match! Cthulu Riding

@rylasasin  
A much more entertaining battle.

This pic looks so very hilarious.  
Epic-looking dragon vs. cartoony-looking Discord. Priceless

A death battle against Discord and Alduin.
 
On one hand we have the devourer of souls and a near eternal dragon able to consume souls of the living and pass on to the realm of the dead to consume more there to recover.
 
On the other hand we have a deity level entity who for laughs alters reality and changes bunnies into buff rabbits with tattoos.
 
I think the winner of this death battle is clear! I mean it’s waaaay to obvious to even consider. The victor is.
 
Fluttershy! She’s tamed Discord and can Tame dragons. She is with little doubt the winner by technical taming.
 
Mortal Kombat Announcer: Flawless Victory! Fatality… Friendship? Friendship, Again?

Next time:
 
Discord Vs Sheogorath.