Ok how about this: Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are talking until AJ says “Yeah I didn’t know incest was illegal. Guess I’ll to tell my brother.” And since RD has Hogan Disease, whenever someone says “brother” she bursts out in a steroid-filled rage and speaks in Hulk Hogan’s voice. After hearing the buzz word, RD yells “Brother? BROTHER? BBBRRRROTHTHHEERRR” She does the Hulk Hogan pose and starts singing “Real American” in Hogan’s voice. Applejack is confused as sbe doesn’t know what WWF/E is. Rarity however, hates the barbaric sport. She is extremely embarassed because everyone can hear RD. Rarity slowly inches towards the pipe so she can knock Rainbow Dash out. Now that I’m done typing this, my fingers are bleeding.

It’s the start of every generic porn flick. Either it’s a plumber, a pizza guy, or maybe a fireman.

@ender1200  
What a loser. God, you’re dumb.
 
continues actively ignoring the existence of Spike at your Service

but the kitchen sink… the sequel.

Let me try:  
Applejack brought spike who owns her a life debt to the carousel boutique to see if Rarity can persuade him otherwise. Rarity sent him to work in her kitchen which is being torn apart by his rampart incompetence. At that moment Rainbow Dash arrived to tell them about the new book she is writing still oblivious to their plight.  
No wait, that made no sense at all.

Rainbow dash played a prank on applejack by removing the pipe from the toilet, removeing its ability to flush. However that plan half backfired as rarity was visiting and needed to use the loo, finding out the toilet does not work she goes to tell applejack (and has to hold it in while doing so) and finds dash looking smug at applejack.

Rainbow dash played a prank on applejack by removing the pipe from the toilet, removeing its ability to flush. However that plan half backfired as rarity was visiting and needed to use the loo, finding out the toilet does not work she goes to tell applejack (and has to hold it in while doing so) and finds dash looking smug at applejack.

rainbow dash x kitchen sink, stuff went places, that is all.

@Revan0123  
Well, there goes one of the only sources for answers in the universe…

I can explain it. It’s: