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THE FACTS:
 
  1. There was no crash. You were being awoken. It is customary for  
    all new minor characters to be given tests… to establish mental stability  
    and general appearance. Stylesheet abnormalities and minor duplication  
    errors can have considerable impact on the selection of a cutie mark –
     
  2. The movie Moon is awesome. Go see it. If I had finished this with several more  
    panels, it would spoil the plot. It’s sort of like Portal meets 2001: A Space Odyssey.
     
  3. You are a background pony, Princess Luna. The original Derpy was retired  
    over a year ago and I was programmed to take her place. My purpose is to  
    care about your well-being.
     
    Music: Welcome To Lunar Industries: 1,000 Year Stretch
     
    http://youtu.be/BtCpttsZiys
     
    I did this image a year ago in response to derpygate, but this is the first time  
    I uploaded it because I was gonna do more and turn it into a caption comic  
    fanfic. (a very sad fic, not quite grimdark… but with a bit of satire of ponydom  
    thrown in.)

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JJII
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Is she FUCKING sparkling? Is! LUNA! FUCKING! SPARKLING! LUNA IS NOT A SHITTY TWILIGHT VAMPIRE! GO TO YOUR ROOM, PONYWEED! AND NO DESERT!
Ichijoe
Duck - Shills for Shillary

When you use the Term “Great Old Ones…” Are you talking about The Great Old Ones? I didn’t know Mr. King was into the whole Cthulhu Mythos… Now I’m interested!
Ponyweed

@Ichijoe  
In The Dark Tower, a bunch of friendly and not-so-friendly AI’s  
built by North-Central Positronics are left behind in a future medieval  
post-apocalyptic wild west steampunk world where the Great Old Ones,  
masked behind a series of corporations, seek to use unicorn magic - er,  
I mean psychic powers - to destroy the Tower that holds up all worlds in  
existence, both fictional and real. totally unrelated to the movie Moon,  
but I figured Hasbro and the debate over the quality of season 3 would  
figure into the Great Old Ones’ plans somehow. So I threw it in. :)
Ponyweed

It’s been several hours since our last meal. You have only 3 years to go  
on your lunar contract. Can I prepare you some muffins?