See the prelude to this https://www.deviantart.com/marima15/art/PUT-ME-DOWN-570362505

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RB: “See? I told you, you just needed some time to relax.”

AJ: “Ah’ don’t ever recall you bein’ included in mah’ leisure time…or in mah’ tub.”

RB: “I’m just here to make your bath time more…interesting.”

AJ: “…This was a mistake.”

RB: “Awww! Don’t be like that A.J.! Just because our bodies are against each other, wet, and naked doesn’t mean something interesting has to happen.”

AJ: “…”

RB: “Unless you want it to-”

AJ: “That’s it! I’m done!”

RB: “Awww, come on babe!”

Mah heart. Went all doki-doki if y’all know what I mean~~~

So, yeah, my brain was like: “Make a pervy Appleblitz scene.”
And I was like: “NO brain, our sanctity must be preserved!”
Brain: “You get to write a romantic dialogue~”
Me: “…”

And this is why I am going to hell…

MLP:FIM (c) Hasbro
Art(c) Me