“Uh, well, y’see, I was applebucking, and I just kinda tripped and fell on this here apple, yeah……”

I swear I fell on it!

A patient walks into a proctologist’s office. The doctor looks up from filling out his medical history and asks wearily: “What’s wrong, my dear?” The patient, embarrassed, says that he has a stabbing pain in his anus. The doctor, even more wearily, says: “Take off your clothes, bend over, I’ll take a look.” After looking, the doctor, completely confused, says: “My God, you have a rose there!” “It’s for you, doctor…”

@Background Pony #B7DC

Now I’m wondering what kind of contraband the clown pony might be carrying.
“What the… a bunch of tiny cars?”
“Yeah, I figured I’d go the opposite way this time.”

why would you keep so many small cars in one place

Now I’m wondering what kind of contraband the clown pony might be carrying.
“What the… a bunch of tiny cars?”
“Yeah, I figured I’d go the opposite way this time.”

Now I’m wondering what kind of contraband the clown pony might be carrying.

“You dont wanna know”
clown horn noise