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Attack of The Living Phallic Symbol
(For those who are curious, that “symbol” would be Mr.Friendly, an enemy that was going to be in Half Life that was ultimately cut. And no, the resemblance to a certain COUGHHACKWHEEZE is not a coincidence. If ya want the whole story behind this thing, you can get it here: http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Friendly )
(For those who are curious, that “symbol” would be Mr.Friendly, an enemy that was going to be in Half Life that was ultimately cut. And no, the resemblance to a certain COUGHHACKWHEEZE is not a coincidence. If ya want the whole story behind this thing, you can get it here: http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Friendly )
Mebbe… mebbe…
(maybe if Somber were to re-write Fallout Equestria in his own style…) :3
Well if you say s- WAIIIIIIIIIIT A MINUTE
Totally braaaah because that would be 100% in character for him to have that sense of humor * bad pokerface *
HMMMMMMMMMM
Maybe he’ll let the last one standing cuddle Littlepip as a squeaky toy for a minute before he puts it out of its misery ^
That, and they’re pretty awful to begin with :v
Flying + Ranged combatant = curb stompy fight, might feel sorry for them at worst
Sure, I bet he’s willing to get raped to death. :v
“fine, let them only do the cuddling, looks like Calamity might volunteer to do the latter” ^
“But no want!”
… wut?
it “dick”s a hole to hide in when threatened ^
And really, can you imagine how that thing even survives in ANY ecosystem?
Aside from it being a weird concept and not fitting in with the other aliens, either Xenian, or Race X, which came later, it’s not a very threatening enemy either. From what’s been seen, it’s both 1, slow, and 2, not to much health. And as anyone who’s played the original Half Life knows, the other aliens are already easy to kill WITHOUT the disadvantages mr.friendly already has. Game didn’t need another headcrab zombie :v
Lies! Iz marketed towards 20 year olds because rated M!
Gaße New L is hilarious at times
So… how about that internet weather?
Here you go. In Textile, you have to put an excalmation point immediately before and after the image URL.
Dang, I’m terrible at embedding images.
Imagine, if you will, a walking penis that has two back legs and two mini penis-like tentacles for front legs. Now imagine, if you will, that it went around bitch slapping enemies with its’ front legs. Now imagine, if you will, that it was to be able to knock off the protagonists glasses, then held them down with its’ front tentacles, while it literally raped them to death. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.Friendly.
Exactly why it’s about to be moidered.