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literally me

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Conscious Donkey

The point of all that is, it’s not the social anxiety or my sexual (in)experience that keeps me off the dating scene – it’s the fear of leaving a relationship in a bodybag.
I know your post is 2 weeks old and it’s apparently an unpleasant topic for you, but this got me intrigued. Could you be more specific? You’ve seen drug overdoses for/during sex? Erotic asphyxiation/BDSM gone wrong? Or maybe badly covered murders for money (black widows)?
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Background Pony #7390
From the hawk 💻 to the tuah 💍 to the RIZZ 🖊️to the edge 🤴 wheres my gyat 👑 thats my sigma 💎 always gooning when i reign😏
Background Pony #A4F0
She can have any stallion she wants now she’s sporting a pair like that.
Background Pony #7390
Oi oi oi, stop fanum taxing my hawk tuah with your skibidi still water…
You better stop or i’ll have to unleash my balkan stare!
Background Pony #92B6
@Background Pony #92B6
how is this being fiction change anything? Twilight Sparkle is already an established character with a distinct personality that clearly would be disgusted by such things.
and this is also the artist’s expression being anxious about the first time
SazerLite
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Artist -
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -

A Mellow Fellow
Best she be careful not to orgasm right then and there on the bed.
31, single virgin.
Christian.
Saving for marriage.
Background Pony #FBD0
@Chicago Ted
THIS is why Police officers develop the prejudices that they inevitably wind up with; it’s because they only deal with people at their worst, day-in, day-out…and can’t escape the conviction that EVERYONE is “like that”. It’s CORROSIVE to the soul - and why I’m convinced that police officers (who fill an essential, vital role in Society) should be automatically retired, at something near a full pension, after no more than 10 years, so they aren’t emotionally crippled for life, and can still relearn TRUST.
Medical professionals - doctors, nurses, hospital staff - go through the same thing; everyone you deal with is diseased, and Life itself is a terminal Illness.
While these beliefs are silly, they nonetheless are very real, and can become crippling convictions.
Therefore - it is CRITICAL that one finds some other outlet or pass-time from which to witness LIFE, and eventually dive in and experience it. Find pleasant, placid things to go to, experience, and become involved with, and start noticing the other people who are there for the same thing. Life will offer counter-examples to those phobias of yours - inundate you with them, eventually - and you can begin to enjoy Society and its more pleasurable aspects as rewards.
Chicago Ted
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Speaking Fancy - Badge given to members that help with translations

Resident Linguist
Guess it’s time for me to spill my spiel.
I’ve been a virgin (kissless, even) for all twenty-seven years of my life, though it’s not for the usual gamut of reasons.
See, I don’t normally advertise this, but I work as an editor. One of my clients is a lawyer in the California Court of Appeal, so I get to read about all sorts of hardened criminals. Dime-a-dozen gangstas, unlucky sons of bitches, genuine questions of the law, the worst humanity has to offer. . . seriously, some of the stuff I’ve read about has changed me forever, and not in a good way.
The point of all that is, it’s not the social anxiety or my sexual (in)experience that keeps me off the dating scene – it’s the fear of leaving a relationship in a bodybag.
I want to be wrong about this – I really do. But the more time I spend neck-deep in legal jargon, the more I feel my phobia is validated.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Background Pony #06BA
@Beta Upgrade
There’s nothing wrong with the discussion here as it’s related to the image. At least there’s some uplifting advice that’s being shared, and some people don’t feel alone in the current situation they’re in.
Beta Upgrade
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

okay can we all just…stop with the depresing discusions of real world issues and relationships and go back to appreciating cute finctional ponies in funny and posibly lewd situations…thanks.
Background Pony #7390
Yo I just turned 18 this year and i kinda feel weird about it, like all my friends have already fucked girls and im still here without anything, and yep i dont drink or smoke, i don’t have any addicction, well yeah, im just living.
One of my friends it’s even a plug, he offered me drugs (to test me), that dude have fucked every single woman he has been with, he has tried to help me to fuck a woman before tho, but im to shy about it.
Yeah i don’t know, it seems that im going a long way without the touch of a woman.
Atleast my family loves me i guess.
Bitshiftwastaken
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -

@British-Heavy-Metal-Dude
Lol, sorry that was meant for gnot, below you. ‘s what I get for commenting so early in the day :P. I think the rework they did on this site a while back is throwing me too: I could have sworn the reply button used to be at the TOP of a comment, almost made the same mistake on this one. Maybe my mind’s just fucked though.
@Background Pony #A70E
And good on you, there are definitely exceptions to the rule, and it doesn’t hurt to keep an eye open. Sometimes opportunities just show up despite all odds. But odds DO exist for a reason. A looong time ago I was lucky enough to be able to study abroad in Japan for a semester, and started dating a fellow American student there with zero effort needed to make it happen. She was decent, I was decent, we liked each other, just fell into it. But in large part it happened because we were STUDYING ABROAD IN JAPAN. We were in a big exciting place doing big exciting things, which really gets the juices flowing. I think, despite being older, if I were to put myself in similar exciting/fun situations with a mixed group my age, I’d probably have similar luck. But that’s exactly the point: doing something as exciting and exotic as going to Japan is VERY EXPENSIVE. It may very well have been a once-in-a-lifetime for me.
That’s an extreme example of course, there are more modest versions. I hear some people are starting to do running clubs as a meetup thing. Anything that acts as a kind of filter, so you know the people who end up there with you are going to have some positive traits, and some things in common. It’s not rocket science: people like having fun, so if they’re around you while they’re having fun YOU seem more fun, more exciting, more whatever, (and vice versa, them to you) and if you both enjoy the activity, it gives you a place to start talking, and you’ve bridged the gap, which is the hardest part.
But getting into one of those situations still requires a significant investment of time and money, especially if you live in the middle of nowhere, which many do. And I dunno, while I think it’s great that some people can find someone to love them even when their life is shot, I don’t want to do that. I’m old-fashioned: I want to be able to bring a lot of quality to any relationship: abilities, interests, strengths. And money is a big one: being able to at the very least be stable and secure and doing alright, all on my own. To me, coming to a relationship without already being a whole person is putting an unfair burden on the other person. Not a PERFECT person, that’s never going to happen. But a WHOLE person, someone who’s mostly stable and happy and has a lot to give, instead of just take take take. For better or worse, I tend to subscribe to the Scarface school of relationship theory, or if you prefer the Pride and Prejudice one: first you establish yourself, THEN you go looking for a mate. Doing things in the opposite order, in general, has resulted in a lot of suffering.