@ZORDON  
Yeah, but then the story would not have been pony related, now would it?

@Background Pony
 
tl;dr OP meets another dude who has a fleshlight made out of rodent skin, and masturbates to his late sister.
 
You could have ommited the thing about him being a brony, and it would have been equally retarded.

@Background Pony  
Thank you.

@Background Pony  
Good job, thanks

@JP  
@PonyFlea  
@unknownguy777  
Found it!  
zirbronium.deviantart.com/art/Rainbow-Dash-Who-needs-friends-280969628

@Background Pony  
ti;dr (totally irrelevant; don’t read) would work, but if you really want to know more, it’s about a brony befriending another (mentally challenged (is that still an acceptable term?)) brony before finding out the second brony has a rather… disturbing fetish, involving making his own fleshlight substitutes.
 
Can’t blame anyone but myself for reading it, having let my guard down after a few heartwarming /mlp/ threads…
 
Where’s that pony brain bleach site?

@PonyFlea  
I tried looking for it a good bit, and I couldn’t find it, sorry guys.

anyone care to tl dr this?

@JP  
I lost that one too…someone help us out…

I don’t know about the story, but that’s a cute Dashie image. Anyone know if it’s here somewhere?