Filly Fiddler 
Derpybuse is so weird. It’s horrible and disgusting but I can’t stop looking at it. It’s like looking at gore, every part of your body tells you it’s digusting and that you should look away, but your brain is curious and won’t let you. It makes you curious because it gives you a glimpse at the commissioner’s twisted mind, it feels like being a psychologist interviewing a serial killer.
I thought the “irredeemably evil psychopath” villain trope was unrealistic, until I found out about the existence of this anonymous commissioner.