“It was then decided that, in order to prevent the world from collapsing in on itself due to otherworldly excursions, Winnie the Pooh and his compatriots would be forbidden to perform any more boundary-breaking plays.”
“So that’s why you were throwing Molotov cocktails at the Hundred Acre Wood?”
“Bitches were trying to put on a performance of fucking CATS. Something had to be done!”