:peaks around corner then stamps approved: “go home to ya friends kiddo.”

“Get out, you are wasting my time. I have family to feed, and children to cure.”

@SingleCrystal
 
That takes too long, I have a family to feed.

The correct response is…
 

 
[*]HOOFPRINT
 
––––––––––––––––––––––  
GIVE THIS PAPER TO APPLICANT  
[]  

 
Twilight Sparkle: “Now I have ink all over the place.”
 
––––––––––––––––––––––  
M.O.A. IDENTITY RECORD  
NAME: Twilight Sparkle  
ALIAS: No Known Aliases
 
[Picture illustrating hoofprint]
 
Applicant’s hoofprint and claimed  
name/alias must match this record.  

 
[]Discrepancy: Hoofprint -> Hoofprint Data  
<MATCHING DATA>
 
Inspector: (Wait a second…)
 
[]Discrepancy: Passport Birthday -> Today’s date  
<DISCREPANCY DETECTED>
 
Inspector: “Are you born in the future?”  
Twilight Sparkle: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
 
[*]DETAIN
 
Inspector: “Wait here.”  
Twilight Sparkle: “What’s going on?”  
Twilight Sparkle: “You cannot do this to me! I am a sovereign princess of Equestria!”  
Inspector: “A sovereign princess would not have tried to enter using a forged passport.”
 
Guard: “OUT!”
 
Inspector: “NEXT!”

@Background Pony
 
Ah, scratch that, I hadn’t noticed the speech bubbles.

You’re suppose to point out the discrepancy goddamn.

But did the guard get a citation?