Me: Hahaha, just finished sellin’ the weed! I’m filthy stinkin’ rich now! I just hope Princess Celestia doesn’t find out about this….
 
 
(Five minutes later)
 
Equestrian Royal Guard: Hey, you!  
Me: Who me?  
Equestrian Royal Guard: Yes you, Human! Come with me to the castle. The Princess wants to speak with you.  
Me: Whoa, Really? Okay then.
 
(After about a 2 mile long walk to the castle, I finally meet Princess Celestia.)  
Me: (Kneels down) Good evening, Your Highness. (Stands back up)
 
Celestia: Good evening. Come, Brony, let’s have a little talk.
 
Me: Uh, Okay…?
 
Celestia: You know how selling what you humans call “weed” is strictly against the law in Equestria, right…?
 
Me:(In my mind) Uh-oh, I think she found out…
 
Celestia: However, since you are a new immigrant from the USA, I’m just gonna let you off with a warning.
 
Me: Oh, okay. Phew!  
Celestia: But be warned, citizen, if this happens again, I will have no choice but to banish you to the Moon for a month. Understood?
 
Me: Uh, yes, I– I understand.  
Celestia: Good, that’s all I needed. You may now leave.
 
Me: O-Of course, Your Highness. (Salutes and walks off)

What if I wanted to go teach u ’BOUT Jesus instead of walking (I don t know  
this joke is going)

of course, princess! what did you want to talk about?

Oh no!What did I do wrong?

Sounds nice actually.

[ plays music when a person form a movie called road train’s about to enter the 2nd trailer ]

It’s a trap you said uh oh i’ll turn around when she’s not lookin and run

Uh oh what did I do this time.

As long as we can discuss the contrast and parallels between our histories…

As you wish, your Highness.

Are going to take me to your sister?

Of course.

Yes, I’d love that princess. <3

Translation: Come with me, I need to lay down the law to you.

This is the royal way of saying “we need to talk.”

After what you did to twilight i don’t think so

Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky.

a walk in the moonlit garden?

Anon in Celestia vibes.

@JP  

I sure do like your statue collection princess.

It’s a trap. You’re not coming back!

I’d like that.

Smile~

Then have sex?