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SorryNeverSorry

Offensive. Please ban.
DERPY: It wasn’t always like this.  
CARROT TOP: I used to live quite straight.  
BERRY PUNCH: Until I finished high school.  
LYRA: That night I sealed my fate.  
DERPY: A friend gave me a beer, you see.  
CARROT TOP: I thought, “I might as well.”  
BERRY PUNCH: I woke up in a drainage ditch.  
LYRA: The water sure did smell!  
OH HI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI!
SorryNeverSorry

Offensive. Please ban.
LYRA: Sometimes I wish I drank less.  
DERPY: And then I slap myself.  
CARROT TOP: I’m here to have fun tonight.  
BERRY PUNCH: Tomorrow’s on the shelf.  
LYRA: My girlfriend will be mad at me.  
DERPY: But who cares what she thinks?  
CARROT TOP: Sometimes I just can’t stand her.  
BERRY PUNCH: And that is why drink!  
OH HI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI DE DI!
PlotHole
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Born 100,000 years ago
I’m a rambler, I’m a gambler, I’m a long way from home;  
And them as don’t like me can leave me alone.  
I’ll eat when I’m hungry, I’ll drink when I’m dry,  
And if the cider don’t kill me, I’ll live ’til I die.
FanOfMostEverything
Derpy! - For Patreon supporters
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Silver Bit -
Ruby -
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Planeswalker — FoME
Oh, dai di dai di dai di dai di dai di dai di dai!
 
There was a bonny filly.  
In Ponyville she dwelled.  
Whenever she lay her arse down,  
Whate’er it hit was felled.
 
To her we raise our glasses  
And sing this drinkin’ song,  
Because unto this day she just  
Does not know what went wrong!
 
Oh, dai di dai di dai di dai di dai di dai di dai!  
Meow!
Background Pony #9A7F
I need an unlikely topic for an Irish drinking song…“Voted for H. Ross Perot.”