Direct me to the verse you apparently consider to imply that one must either (R7 warning, for others reading:) “kiss your male chicken,” or (and I quote) “kiss your genitals,” to get to heaven. I don’t think that such a bible verse exists.

@Barry Tone  
Pretty sure that, if all participants are sapient, then it doesn’t count as bestiality.

Bon bon: since when do you or I give a crap about what the Bible says, especially that part?  
Lyra: oh yeah

TBH, English is far from the best way of reading the book if you want a translation of the whole. You gotta go a lot deeper, and take time to study the book in Hebrew if you wanna get the finer but still significant details. Hebrew has more information condensed into a minimal number of words than English Translations will explain normally, and these words can be translated in multiple ways that are all valid, but the lack of knowledge of the other definitions can diminish the potency.
 
@Background Pony #F63E
 
There’s also the “no bestiality” part of the Old Testament. So, to answer your question, no.

@Background Pony #F63E  
Thanks, that ruined my people fetish.

So, “No homo” but interdimensional naked monkey sex is alright?

Wasn’t Adam dating a unicorn?

“Yeah, but that’s the King James version. They would say something like that, wouldn’t they?”
 
Also, is Pony Jesus == Pesus …?
 
Also also, Loira U Lil Sinner.

I don’t care what you or your ugly horse cult says, I am not giving you my hands