@The Twelfth Doctor Whoof  
TWILIGHT SLAM! So intelligent. So topical.

@ClownDicks
 
This is where I disagree with Faust, because Scootaloo not being able to fly is kinda stupid.
 
Why?
 
Preposition 1: Her wings provide some form of locomotion
 
Preposition 2: Muscular Pegasus Stallion #whatever (aka “Snowflake”) also has tiny wings, and is able to fly
 
Therefore we can conclude that any realistic reason for Scootaloo not being able to fly is impossible given the setting.
 
If it were some form of magic (or lack of) that is the cause of her flightlessness, then we wade right into broken aesop territory.
 
Instead of “Just because you are unable to have the talent you desire, does not mean you wont find one” we get “If you have a disability, it means that fate is playing a sick joke on you by deciding to punish you in some unfathomable way”
 
Yeah, a real good message for kids to learn
 
To quote The Nostalgia Critic: You know, for kids!

At least Scootaloo woke up from her own dream world…

Recomended for chicken-winged psychopaths.

Perfect choice in authors! After all, who better to bring shame to the name Twilight?

xD I love this ending. I don’t even know why Meyers should write such a book, but I am amuse.

Meyer wrote the book on how to chop off an Alicorn’s wings?
 
Sorry, Scoots. The text will be boring, repetitive, and incoherent, if it even has the info you’re looking for in the first place.
 
BACK COVER BLURBS!!  

Hero of Skill, yaknow?

@Psychopomf  
Like Mallow in Mario RPG?

@Clowndicks
 
But what if…
 
…GRIFFONS?
 
And she doesn’t know she’s adopted

Stephine Meyer wrote the book. STEPHINE MEYER WROTE THE BOOK!!!

Villian? More like hero! _{Amirite guiz}

To big, can’t read.

I still say they should do an episode confirming Scootaloo’s inability to fly. And confirming that she has parents… who are earth ponies.