@Scp-3125
 
This all makes sense.

@Barry Tone  
Well the Buffalo are equestria’s native Americans so they seem the best fit. The yaks are more like the barbarians of medieval fantasy. In term of a buffalo being too much the Buffalo might hold back a bit so they don’t injure their partner, while yaks just smash, and when they smash, they SMASH. Plus it’s kind of hard to imagine a brutal yak being a John Redcorn Standin, considering how calmish he tends to be(unless you’re moving in on his Nancy)

@Scp-3125
 
On second thought, would it be better if the “Buffalo” was a Yak?
 
… That might be a bit too much for Richard.

@Scp-3125
 
It is blasphemy that Dale would be without conspiracy theories, but this is Brownie we’re talking about.
 
Then again…
 
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@TheDog
 
No, but it looks like he is; only, Brownie still doesn’t know it. Richard’s careful (usually) because Brownie is a jealous individual for Hubbo, though there’s no need:
 
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>>1241250s
 
Brownie’s well known for her kitchen appliance casualties quality cooking, of course, but I think she sometimes gets things a bit… Off (e.g. falling into the washing machine.) Dale has that in common (getting things a bit off, that is; not falling into a washing machine as a grown man.) Dale did “try” to kill Hank in a jealous rage (by using the toaster in the hot tub,) but Dale ran out of electrical cord.
 
And now I’m imagining Brownie with the damn toaster over her head. She did do this stunt, which ended with just as much (well, more) aplomb:
 
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@TheDog  
And brownie is completely clueless  
“What are you doing just standing around? get in there and give my husband the massage of his life!”

@BarryFromMars
 
So Richard is cheating on Brownie with a female Buffalo?

@BarryFromMars  
Dale minus conspiracy theories? Blasphemy!

Now I’m imagining Brownie Bun to be somewhat the Dale Gribble of the neighborhood, minus the conspiracy theories.

@AzriBoss
 
MAXIMUM DRIVE!

She installed the Suzuki Hayabusa bike engine in that lawn mover

@Background Pony #60AD
 
Mowing the lawn is basically cutting the earth’s hair, so it’s just grass being a big baby about getting a haircut.

I can see that bond here XD

So sorry

And I heard a mower in the midst of the front lawn  
And I looked, and behold a pale horse  
And her name that sat on it was death, and hell followed with her”

Uhhhh, think of this as giving nature a haircut

Haha grass death machine go brrrr

She’s got more horse power that way

@FanOfMostEverything  

Actually, if you want to block out the screams, a nose-plug might be a better bet. The smell freshly cut grass makes is how it both signals distress and calls for help.

@Hoofies  
Do you have a moment to discuss our mechanical overlord and savior, the Omnissiah? The Mechanicus is always looking for servit- I mean potential candidates for a tech priest apprenticeship.

With every blade she cuts, with every plant life ended, her power GROWS

I’m definitely feeling that bond of hers.

Like, she needs to raise that deck another level, I’m all too aware of what happens when the blades are making that kind of racket.

Oh god oh fuck