I can’t believe I used to think that, honestly…. But I also can’t believe that I was wrong. Back then, it seemed so illogical, and it still kinda is.

IMHO Fluttershy might like the show

>no sex no sleep make blackie lose his wit
 
I love this tag.

@Blackie  
i love you right now

i have a 3 ft. penis

@Gundlach  
It’s … ok. I still don’t know what happened … but it was fun to read.

@RandomFanguy  
I think it was my fault. O~O;;;

@Bobrella  
Damn good question.

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,  
She’s a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,  
She’ll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
 
TELL ME
 
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS
 
CARMEN SANDIEGO?
 
Kay I’m out for reelz now.

What on Earth is going on here.

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now  
We got a real jam goin’ down  
Welcome to the Space Jam  
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
 
Come on and slam and welcome to the jam  
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
 
Hey you, watchagonna do  
Hey you, watcha gonna do  
Hey you, watcha gonna do  
Hey you, watcha gonna do
 
Party people in the house, let’s go  
It’s your boy, ‘Jayski’ a’ight so  
Pass that thing and watch me flex  
Behind my back, you know what’s next
 
To the jam, all in your face  
Wassup, just feel the bass  
Drop it, rock it, down the room  
Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom
 
Just work that body, work that body  
Make sure you don’t hurt no body  
Get wild and lose your mind  
Take this thing into over-time
 
Hey DJ, turn it up  
New CD, goin’ burn it up  
C’mon y’all get on the floor  
So hey, let’s go a’ight
 
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now  
We got a real jam goin’ down  
Welcome to the Space Jam  
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
 
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine  
We’re gonna take it into overtime  
Welcome to the Space Jam  
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
 
C’mon it’s time to get hype say, “Whoop, there it is”  
C’mon all the fellas say, “Whoop, there it is”  
C’mon one time for the ladies say, “Whoop, there it is”  
Now all the fellas say, “Whoop, there it is”
 
C’mon and run, baby run  
C’mon, C’mon, do it, run baby run  
Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot  
Yeah, it’s time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot
 
C’mon and slam, and welcome to the jam  
C’mon and slam, if you wanna jam  
C’mon and slam, and welcome to the jam  
C’mon and slam, if you wanna jam
 
Slam, Bam, thank you ma’am  
Get on the floor and jam  
If you see me on the microphone  
Girl, you got me in a zone
 
C’mon, c’mon and start the game  
Break it down, tell me your name  
We the team, I’m the coach  
Let’s dance all night from coast to coast
 
Just slide, from left to right  
Just slide, yourself enlight  
You see me, drop the base  
3-1-1 all in your face
 
Jam on it, let’s have some fun  
Jam on it, one on one  
You run the, “O” and I run the “D”  
So c’mon baby just jam for me
 
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now  
We got a real jam goin’ down  
Welcome to the Space Jam  
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
 
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine  
We’re gonna take it into overtime  
Welcome to the Space Jam  
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
 
Hey ladie, yeah  
Y’all ready stop? No  
Y’all wanna know why? Why?  
‘Cuz it’s a Slam Jam
 
Fellas, yeah  
Y’all ready to stop, no  
Y’all wanna know why? Why?  
It’s time to Slam Jam
 
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now  
We got a real jam goin’ down  
Welcome to the Space Jam  
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
 
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine  
We’re gonna take it into overtime  
Welcome to the Space Jam  
Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
 
C’mon, everybody say, “Nah nah nah nah nah”  
C’mon, C’mon let me hear you say, “Hey ey ey O”  
C’mon, C’mon everybody, “Nah nah nah nah nah”  
Just take the time to say “Hey ey ey O”
 
Check it out, check it out, y’all ready for this? You know it  
Nah, y’all ain’t ready, y’all ready for this? You know it  
C’mon check it out, y’all ready to jam? You know it  
Nah, I, I don’t think so, y’all ready to jam? You know it  
C’mon
 

 

 
WELL, GONNA GO CATCH SOME SLEEP NOW, GETTING A BIT MAD HERE.

What’ve I done? O~O;;;

@Morfean
 
Yoghurt’s a dish best served chilled  
Forgot to get my prescription filled  
Tonight I will have sex with you  
Then we will prepare a stew
 
Just lie down and let me touch  
I promise you it won’t hurt much  
Stalk like a lizard of the night  
Come closer, Fernando won’t bite
 
Tears and screams of pain and pleasure  
Our gifts we will share forever  
Drenched deep in sweaty brine  
Is this blood yours or mine?
 
Had to finish that song, too good.

@Blackie
 
Love as large as brontosaurus  
Passion like a bleeding walrus  
Our love is real it’s no mirage  
Want to lock you in my garage
 
 
Climb upon my trusty steed  
Later you will taste my seed  
This heart of mine is yours to capture  
From now until velocirapture

@Morfean
 
♪ Dance on your balls ♫  
♪ Cat fucking a handbag ♫  
♪ Yours only yours ♫  
♪ A walrus in the dance band ♫  
♪ It’s not a lie ♫  
♪ Lisa in the crowd said ♫  
♪ Look Henry has vagina malfunction ♫

@Blackie  
They sucked out my internal organs  
And they took some polaroids  
And said I was a darn good sport  
And as a way of saying thank you  
They offered to transport me back to  
Any point in history that I would care to go!

Oh the irony of this picture.

@Morfean
 
And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed  
Just to get it all out, what’s in my head  
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar  
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside  
And I take A deep breath and I get real high  
And I scream from the top of my lungs,  
What’s goin’ on…!

@Gundlach  
I was walkin’ to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams,  
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension,  
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space,  
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr!

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG  
UP IS DOWN, BLACK IS WHITE, AND SHORT IS LONG  
AND EVERYTHING YOU THOUGH WAS JUST SO  
IMPORTANT DOESN’T MATTER
 
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG  
FORGET THE WORDS AND SING ALONG  
ALL YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS  
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG

I will give you the straight truth no bull.
 
No someone would not.
 
You are welcome.

@Background Pony
 
I know, silly anon.
 
You can’t outsmart my magnificent brain, it’s made of boolets after all.

@Blackie  
Pfft, even before the era of social networking.  
From irc channels to wikis, and probably things even more ancient.

Well, allow me to introduce to you the so called “Social Networks”…