(The Rainbooms and Shadowbolts appear in a black room. Just when it looks like their gonna sing…)
 
[Timber]
 
Hey, Hey
 
(Colorful lights shine on as the Turtles, Timber, Flash, Sandalwood, and Micro Chips appear. Then they and the girls break into a dance number.)
 
[Wondercolt Boys]
 
Bye, Bye, Bye  
Bye, Bye  
Bye, Bye  
Oh, Oh
 
[Timer] (with Flash, Sandalwood, and Micro Chips)
 
I’m doin’ this tonight,  
(You’re) probably gonna start a fight.  
(I) know this can’t be right.  
Hey baby come on  
(I) loved you endlessly,  
(When) you weren’t there for me.  
(So) now it’s time to leave and make it alone
 
I know that I can’t take no more  
It ain’t no lie  
I wanna see you out that door  
Baby, bye, bye, bye
 
[Leo](Raph, Donnie, and Mikey)
 
You are my (fire)  
The one (desire)  
Believe (when I say)
 
[Turtles]
 
I want it that way
 
[Wondercolt Boys]
 
Bye Bye
 
Don’t wanna be a fool for you  
Just another player in your game for two
 
[Timber]
 
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie  
Baby, bye, bye, bye…
 
[Wondercolt Boys]
 
Bye Bye
 
Don’t really wanna make it tough,  
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
 
[Timber]
 
It might sound crazy
 
[Timber with Flash, Sandalwood, and Micro Chips]
 
But it ain’t no lie  
Baby, bye, bye, bye
 
(Twilight notices Leo and Timber are grinning at each other the way they did when they had competed over who was a better lifeguard)
 
[Timber]
 
Tell me why
 
[Timber]
 
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
 
[Timber]
 
Tell me why
 
[Leo]
 
Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
 
[Timber and Leo]
 
Tell me why
 
[Leo]
 
I never wanna hear you say
 
[Leo and Timber]
 
I want it that way
 
(They notice Twilight watching and realize what their doing and stop)
 
[Leo]
 
You are my fire
 
The one desire
 
You are
 
[Donnie, Raph, and Mikey]
 
You Are…  
You Are…  
You Are
 
[Timber]
 
Don’t wanna hear you say
 
[Leo with his brothers and Wondercolt Boys]
 
Ain’t nothing but a heartache (Timber: Bye bye bye)  
Ain’t nothin’ (Timber: Make it tough)  
But it ain’t no lie (Timber: Bye bye)  
Bye bye (Timber: Baby)
 
[Timber with Wondercolt Boys and Turtles]
 
Don’t wanna be a fool for you (Leo: You are my fire)  
Just another player in your game for two (Leo: Tell me why)
 
[Timber]
 
You may hate me but it ain’t no lie (Leo: I want it that way)  
Baby, bye, bye, bye
 
[Wondercolt Boys]
 
Bye Bye
 
Don’t really wanna make it tough (Leo: My one desire)  
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (Leo: Tell me why)
 
[Timber]
 
It might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie (Leo: I want it that way)  
Baby bye, bye, bye
 
(Soon they all strike a pose)
 
[Turtles and Wondercolt Boys]
 
Bye bye…
 
Pinkie Pie: Awww! Twilight’s boyfriends stopped competing for her!
 
Leo, Timber, and Twilight: Pinkie!
 
(Pinkie Pie only laughs, as does everyone else)
 

 
TriviaOriginally, Indigo Zap was going to be in the top row, but I decided to stick her in between Mikey and Sandalwood to keep things even.
 
 
Mashup from Glee. Original songs by NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys.
 
Turtles and Shadowbolts’s attire by BozzerKazooers and TMNTony
 
Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon