Dinosaur National monument with Twilight sparkle.

Apple Bloom? Okay, fuck it. Let’s go!

Visiting the American Museum of Natural History with Applejack. I guess she could use the brush-up on our history, most likely. If we’re lucky, we’ll even get to see the “We’re Back” dinosaurs.

Oh joy. Going to the National Museum of National History with Blueblood.
 
If, and I say IF, we do go there, and I find a time machine there. I’m taking that fool back to the beginning of time, and leaving him there to be squashed by a dino.
 
One problem though:  
>/:ERROR! PARADOX FORMING.  
>/:RETURNING TO PREVIOUS DESTINATION.
 
DANGIT!

National Museum of Natural History in Washington with Best Pony Pinkie Pie!

@Wyvrex21  
She comes from world off magic.She may believe it.

I get to go to Australia! Yay!

@keradi01  
Oh wait, the thing was NATURAL History, not NATIONAL history. Still, Dashie would probably find rockets and airplanes far more interesting than rocks, fossils, and taxidermy’d animals.

@chcrr  
She’d probably turn that dump into a smoking crater before the day was done… and that crater would STILL be far more educational to the public at large than that monument to ignorance and bullshit could ever be.

@keradi01  
True, though you MIGHT be able to hold her attention if you guys were going to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum instead. THAT is a really good museum, and I happen to speak from personal experience. Also, I’m pretty sure the American Museum of National History is undergoing some major renovations at the moment (which is why the new Captain America exhibit was in one of the Air and Space Museum’s rotating exhibit galleries instead of National Museum in “the Winter Soldier” movie).

@Wyvrex21  
Also, going by this game, I would end up going to the Royal Tyrrell Museum in Canada with Twilight Sparkle. Well, at least I’d be going to a place with dinosaurs that I’ve never been before with somepony who I can have a decent and intelligent conversation with.

“Creation Museum (Kentucky)”  
That shouldn’t be on here, as it is NOT a real museum. Rather, it is a monument to public ignorance, Conservative-Christian stupidity, and scientific denial. You could build a full-size replica of the Empire State Building out of cow manure and it wouldn’t even equal half the bullshit that’s present in that so-called “institution.”

Creation of Museum with the Princess of Love CADENCE YES FINALLY SOMETHING TO DO

Dinosaur National Monument with Snails. I tell him that the assembled fossils come to life to hunt ponies at night.

National Museum of History with… Oh, come ON! Nightmare Moon again? REALLY?

Field Museum with Applejack. Yes.

Museum of Natural History with Twilight, seems legit.

Going to Canada it seems with Derpy.

“Goes to the American Museum of Natural History with Rainbow Dash.”
 
Yeah, she’s not going to stay for long.

im showing babs seed the museum in my state yay

DATE WITH FLUTTERSHY!  
AT LAST!

the creationist museum with twilight sparkle

Wow. two birthday Scenarios in total involves me and Lighting Dust.

Queensland Museum with Lyra. She better not try to rape someone’s hand.

Canadian Museum with DERPY???????
 
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