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Decided to upload the higher definition version here. And mention that my headcanon is that zephyr uses fake stubble paint and puts his mane up to a bun to try to hide the fact that he’s stupid gorgeous. Because he is sick and tired of explaining that he’s just pretty stallion, not a pretty mare.

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>Try to pick up chicks at the bar while uglified, get shot down and made fun of by some superficial mares
>Get annoyed, leave them be and start chatting with others
>Encounter an average-looking, yet really nice mare
>Find out your new friend is the designated driver for the superficial mares, which she doesn’t really like because
they treat her like a tool
>She sticks with them because they’re her only form of social interaction
>Something inside you snaps
>Excuse yourself to the bathroom
>De-uglify yourself, using your manestyling and makeup skills to reveal your true power level
>Come out of the bathroom as the pony equivalent of Fabio
>Pull a complete role reversal on the superficial mares, lecture them about the way they treat others
>They’re stunned–they have no defense and they know it
>It may take time for your words to truly sink in, but somehow you know they’ll be doing some serious self-reflection
after this
>Go to the average-looking girl, give her your number
>Stroll out of the bar like a boss
>For the first time, you actually feel related to the Element of Kindness
Edited
“Oh for… I’m a stallion too!”
“Yes sir, he knows. He wanted me to tell you, he’s willing to let you change his mind.”
“I’m not even gay!”
“Quite. To that end, I also have a petition from all the single mares here tonight, that you find another location to drink, as you are undeniably the, quote, ‘hottest piece’ in here, and they don’t need the added competition.”
He was a lazy prick at worst, and was better by the end of his ep.