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The Importance Of Tradition To The Earth Pony Bridegroom
My wife is considerably taller and heavier than me, and stacked like a brick warehouse; which, combined with her wedding dress being so sheer it was almost frictionless, meant that carrying her up the stairs and over the threshold was very nearly the end of us both.
My wife is considerably taller and heavier than me, and stacked like a brick warehouse; which, combined with her wedding dress being so sheer it was almost frictionless, meant that carrying her up the stairs and over the threshold was very nearly the end of us both.
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Mozeltov!!!
Just a glass wrapped in cloth. Yak weddings very similar to Jewish weddings.
Nah, that happens during the honeymoon.
Let me guess, they smash things during the ceremony? :)
Good thing Sandbar’s an earth pony…