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Ocellous: dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb way to die, so many dumb ways to die
Ocellous: T W E R K I N G I N T H E I R B R A S A N D T H O N G
(That song lyric is from Timber, BTW.)
Ocellus: “Look out ahead, there’s a truck changing lanes! And you got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip! And those warts on your dick won’t go away unless you start using topical cream everyday!”
Ocellus: WAKE UP! GET UP! GET OUT THERE!
LoL
Does she not like Sabaton?
“There you go, you just made her want to kill herself.”
“PERSIANS!”
These were a couple I had in mind.
I’ll be next to you. Masturbating. Slash having a threesome with Claire, but still masturbating though.
goes completely fucking ape-shit berserk.
Alright! I fucked that muffin too!
“Sit on my face and tell me that ya love me!”
“Blow lasty! wait, i don’t remember putting this on my ipod.”
@StolenAlicorn
“-shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary!!”
“-kill the planet and also scratch my car.”
“-take that funky butt and ya shake it all around.”
“-grab a bird from the sky, then eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight.”
“-water my grandma’s daisies then sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat.”
♪ She told me smack her on the booty ♫
♪ She say I got too many hoes ♫
♪ She say I got too many shows ♫
♪ But she twerking ♫
♪ But she twerking ♫
♪ But she twerking ♫
♪ But she twerking ♫
♪ But she twerking ♫
♪ But she twerking ♫
♪ But she twerking ♫
♪ But she twerking ♫
Edited
“Somebody once told me the world is gonna rolled me”
“I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed….”
“She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb”
“In the shape of an “L” on her forehead..”
Like corn on the cob,
Check in with me,
And do your job.
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free. ||
I spoilered it because the source is questionable.
But when will she eat? Or sleep? Or mow the lawn?
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