My little moe-ny, my little moe-ny  
Aaaaaaa-aaaagghh— aaagghh— AAAAGGGHHh  
Myyy little moe-ney  
I used ta wonder what dis friendship would be  
(my little moe-ny)  
Till yous guys came and gave me some of dat sweet magic  
BIG Adventures! (show Moe’s tavern on fire, fighting homer simpson)  
Tons o’ fun! (Show ‘uncle moe’ with the fry hat)  
A beautiful heart…  
…  
… okay I got nothin’.  
Sharin’ kindness  
Okay, that ain’t no easy feat.  
THrow in a little magic and boom.  
(my little money)  
You’s all my very best friends. ’Scept you. Get outta my bar.

This would be great with the old Simpsons writers.

Moe Moe Moe.  
how do ya like me, how do ya like me, Moe Moe Moe.  
why don’t ya like me, nobody likes me.

This seems to sum up their biggest flaws - being not actually nice or more likely being wrongly nice to the point of annoyence

@CaptainGrumpy  
Hold on, let me check.
 
HEY EVERYPONY! DOES ANYPONY KNOW HOOF HEARTED? AH C’MON! HOOF HEARTED HERE?

@ABronyAccount  
yeah I’m looking for a Mr. Hoof Hearted

Pone’s Tavern, Pone speaking.

@CaptainGrumpy  
Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe…

@Beau Skunky  
did somebody say Moe?
 

Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe… Moe…

Twilight Syzlak is my moefu.

underrated

No

Oh god, WHY????