Discord is using verbal contractions.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Discord’s sweetheart!

Well I got to admit traps like me bring such chaos where I walk. I’m so pretty :3

Time to do what Santacord says!

Yes, Discord, Let us CELEBRATE!
 
As soon as you’re ready for round three.

Too tired right now to think of anything to say but Bravo!

Also I’ve decided to change my name to Dr_Robotpony so that news is over now.

Well CS you did another fantastic job with this interview and i’m actually surprised you answered my question since it seemed so strange (plus the fact that I was just making a joke).  
Now if you excuse me some robots are turning my dog into butter.

Discord dares to be stupid!
 
Maybe next time you could ask him to turn the tables into marshmellow or something beforehand. would probably taste better, at least.
 
_{I really should stop trying to think of questions and making comments when I’m tired and should be sleeping. On the bright side, I came up with a proper question for his next interview.}

@Ripple_Shine:  
Glad you like it. As much as I dislike Discord, his interviews are extremely fun to do.

Now, about the interview itself
 
Man, this is a fun read! Usually, your characterizations are pretty good, but with Discord, you hit the crazy nail right on the head (Except the part where he keeps getting hit with the Elements of Harmony at the end of these interviews - you’d think he’d learn to see that coming eventually, but then we can’t have the god of all mayhem roaming free, can we?). You know exactly how to write him in a way that pushes all of your buttons, that takes some real skill and it gives this and the first Discord interview a real “pop”, for…want of a better word, I guess.

Well, I guess I can’t be too angry about genocide being carried out on a race I’d never even heard of until very recently, after all, it’s a natural law that those at the top of the food chain have the farthest to fall. True, you’d wrought unthinkable devastation and, judging from how you talk about Celestia and Luna, kept the only survivors around as living trophies/playthings, but like I said (grabs sharpened Stygian Iron sword)…I really cannot be too angry.

More trying to cause suffering and it involved food… how typical of him.
 
In other news I no longer need a haircut and I’m out of ketchup.

BITCH, YOU BETTER BRING HIM BACK.  
I WILL GO ALL DRACONEHULK ON YOUR ASS.  

 
 
 
 

 

Yay! he did my question!  
In all seriousness though, this was a nice one. can’t wait to see what the next interview will be.

OH GOD THE PEPPER!

Gnaw :-)