Thorin: Fili, Kili, guard the ponies. Make sure you stay with them.  
Pinkie Pie: Are you ready PARTYYYYY?  
Twilight Sparkle: Hey sirs, how are you?  
Fluttershy: Ooh, I have never seen such interesting creatures before!  
Applejack: Howdy!  
Rarity: Why you sirs look absolutely fabulous!  
Rainbow Dash: WUB WUB WUB!  
Fili: Oh, this isn’t going to end well.  
Kili: No it won’t. Not if that white one with the horn keeps looking at us the way she is right now.

@Background Pony  
I see what you did there.

Kili: Dude  
Fili: What  
Kili: I want to bone the white pony  
Fili: Me too, bro

“Yes sir, Thorin.”

Thankfully Bilbo rescued them from the Trolls.