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Based on the Chinese comic panels from:
Klavinova: Hello, boys!! Sorry about surprise intrusion! I was drunk on the vodka and stumble clumsily into building, then found myself half-naked on desk!!
I will compensate false alarm with lovely smoochies for every soldier outside! Please forgive me
Spetsnaz soldier: Uhhhh, of course, moy dorogoy! Anything for best pianist of Glorious Russia!!
Spetsnaz Commando: Sladkiy Iisus! We never thought we see famous lady here in our own headquarters!!
Allow me escort you to safety, while my lackey heads off to inform about false alarm!
Klavinova: That would be zamechatel’no!! I’ll promise I send you autographed photos of my cute soblaznitel’nyy priklad tommorrow morning from hotel room!!
Capper - With my big furry tail sticking out with a note saying, “Spasibo za sekretnyye plany bitvy, suki!”
Klavinova: Hello, boys!! Sorry about surprise intrusion! I was drunk on the vodka and stumble clumsily into building, then found myself half-naked on desk!!
I will compensate false alarm with lovely smoochies for every soldier outside! Please forgive me
Spetsnaz soldier: Uhhhh, of course, moy dorogoy! Anything for best pianist of Glorious Russia!!
Spetsnaz Commando: Sladkiy Iisus! We never thought we see famous lady here in our own headquarters!!
Allow me escort you to safety, while my lackey heads off to inform about false alarm!
Klavinova: That would be zamechatel’no!! I’ll promise I send you autographed photos of my cute soblaznitel’nyy priklad tommorrow morning from hotel room!!
Capper - With my big furry tail sticking out with a note saying, “Spasibo za sekretnyye plany bitvy, suki!”
We need to get him and sent him to Gulag
*Gasp
Boris:Capper Dapperpaws is the western spy
I can’t wait to reach 1950000!
I blame Capper for the overzealous creativity on his transgender disguise!
(Besides, if you actually did had larger bosoms, you wouldn’t be able to see the keys on your piano!)
Lol is okay, just hope they don’t remember she has a big ass and not big ass titties
I hope you don’t mind Capper stealing your identity to escape prosecution for espionage
I would recommend you hire a photographer to get these hot-pressed photos reeling before the Spetsnaz come knocking at your door!
@AzriBoss
Let’s hope he doesn’t get catcalled for explicit favors
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