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(Discord swipes his claws and talons at Alushy, who nimbly dances around his attacks, then gleefully aims her Jackal at Discord, and fires. The 13mm, Armor-piercing, mercury-tipped explosive shell, with Thestralian Silver casings, punches into Discord’s left arm at Sonic Rainboom speed, the Harmony magic infused into the bullet instantly petrifying the entire limb. However, Discord soldiers on, slashing away at Alushy with his remaining arm. Alushy nonchalantly hops away, gliding down on the other side of an army of souls. Scant seconds later, Discord is assaulted by the captive souls of Queen Chrysalis and the Storm King.)
Alushy:
“I brought some friends, if that’s…(mocking tone) ok with you…Er, no, wait; not friends…Acquaintances…? Oh whatever; slaves. I brought slaves.”
Discord:
“The more, the merrier!”
Edited
“Lent”, not “lint”.
Alucard:
“Well fine, JEEZ, talk about a party pooper…!”
(fades away and turns into Alushy)
Alushy:
“HEY there buddy! Hows little Featherweight doing? Ya know what the best way is of getting
those white “stallion stains” out of fur coats? HOLY water! Did ya MISS me~!?”
Alucard:
(charges at Alushy)
“Like COKE after LINT!”
Alushy:
“Wait, are we talking about cola or cocaine–…?”
Alucard:
“AhahahahahaHA!! ALRIGHTY THEN! Let’s get down to some REAL CHAOS!! WHATCHA WANNA DO FIRST?!”
Discord:
“……time the buck out. If we’re doing this-and we are doing this!-I’m not having a chaos-off with Alucard. I’m Killing ALUSHY!”
Alucard:
“…you DO know that she’s just me in pony for-?”
Discord:
“OF COURSE I DO! SHUT UP AND BRING HER OUT!!”
Edited
Alucard:
“Sorry, goat-boy, Alushy’s not hear at the moment. But RIGHT now, you’re
facing the almighty Crimson F**cker~!”
Discord:
“Call yourself whatever you want, crazy vampire bastard! I’m here to
put an end to your blood-sucking evil ONCE and for all!”
Fluttershy: “Well, let’s start with those twenty-thousand ponies we impaled.”
Alucard: We were pretty pissed at Zephyr that day.
Edited
Twilight: “I’m…preeeetty sure this is the first time we’ve actually spoken.”
Alucard: “Oh, hey there, Big PTS! Nice to see ya! Tell me, have you ever thought of-“
Twilight: “No. And don’t call me that again, please.”
Alucard: “Meh. Whatever.”
Spike: “Umm…he-hello, Mr. Alucard, s-sir. C-could you please autograph my manga (holds up a copy of the first volume of the Hellsing manga)? I’m a huge fan.”
Alucard: “Gotcha covered, Drake! (Takes the manga, and writes his name on the inside of the back cover) Here ya go, Big Spike!”
Spike: (Holds the returned manga to his chest with a gleeful smile and a decidedly unmanly squee)
Twilight: “D’aaaaaaw, that was………very uncharacteristically nice of-!”
Discord (diving in from out of nowhere, claws and talons bared, and looking quite murderous): “ALUSHYYYYYYYYY!!!”
Edited
Rarity:
“…Sooo, this is Restraint Level Zero, yes…?”
Pinkie Pie:
“OOH! It’s like radioactive strawberry jelly%!”
Twilight:
“These are 8 seasons worth of souls that ‘Alushy’ had consumed over the years.
After a while she stops killing ponies and let others do it for her…”
Applejack:
“Land sakes, how many souls did she-
…!?”
ish…? She evenTwilight:
“‘Chowed sown’ on? Well, I’d say about over a thousand…
calls it her…#LifeHack…”
Rainbow Dash:
(scoffs)
“Pfft, she would…”
Twilight:
(deep breath)
“….Let’s go welcome her back, girls%…!”
“Queen” Abacus Cinch: “Discord…! Discord, I Don’t Deserve This~!”
Discord: “‘The disharmonious will be allowed no quarter. Kill them all…and let Faust sort them out.’”
(By the way, you skipped a part):
Changeling Doctor: “To be fair, how long did it take for us to figure that out?”
Queen Chrysalis: “A fair point. Buuuuut we were ve~ry busy planning our invasiooon…🎵”
Changeling Doctor: “True. Also, it seems our forces are being quite literally slaughtered!”
Queen Chrysalis: “Ha! Who gives a buck? They’re drones.”
Edited
“Queen” Abacus Cinch:
“All remaining forces! Retreat and PROTECT your Quee-
!”
!!”BOOM!
(One of the helicopters explode and drops the glass box below, along
with Abacus Cinch. As it crashed to the middle of the ruined remains
Canterlot, she was completely surrounded by ghoulish souls. However,
the glass box is keeping her safe)
“Queen” Abacus Cinch:
“HA! STUPID DEMONS! Claw away ALL you want! The ONLY way to pierce
this box is the will of Queen Faust herse-
(Then out of nowhere, a blade pierced RIGHT into the glass box.
And the one who threw it was….)
“Queen” Abacus Cinch:
“DISCORD!!! POURQUOIIIIII!?!?”
Discord:
“It is the rightful duty of ‘Friendship’ to punish the wicked, the
unfriendly…and the false queen…”
“Queen” Abacus Cinch:
(choked gasp)
“…….!!!”
Discord:
“Also, you’re a real b*tch~….!”
“Queen” Abacus Cinch: “HIPPOGRIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFS…!!”
–
Queen Chrysalis: “It’s kind of hilarious in a mundane way, isn’t it?”
—-
“Queen” Abacus Cinch: “NO NO NO NO NO…!”
—-
Changeling Doctor: “What is, my Queen?”
—-
“Queen” Abacus Cinch: “NO NO NO NO NO!”
—-
Queen Chrysalis: “That none of those idiotic ‘holy’ ponies ever put it together that ‘Alu-shy’’s true identity is…”
—-
“Queen” Abacus Cinch: “ALUCAAAAAAAAAARD!!”
Edited
Twilight:
“I think it’s worth noting that this is the first time Alushy is
obeying my orders without any back-sass. It’s pretty satisfying,
yet disappointing at the same time…”
“Queen” Abacus Cinch:
(Panics)
“…Send in reinforcements! Send in the Equine Inquisition!!”
Spanish Unicorn:
“They’re expecting us…! They’re expecting ALL of us!! DIOS MIO!!
NNOOOOOOOOOOO…!!!”
“Queen” Abacus Cinch:
(Worried)
“…S-Send in the Stallion Salvation Army!”
Canadian Pegasus:
“Holy FK bro!! This what we get for sticking our necks out!”
(Speaking of “neck”, some ghoulish familiars pierced right through
his and dragged his dying body down the streets of Canterlot)
“Queen” Abacus Cinch:
“S-S-Send in the Forces of the Holy Hippogriff!!”
Pony Crusader:
“They fked off before THE BATTLE EVEN STARTED!!!”
Jewish Hippogriff:
(Laughs)
“Seriously, I can’t believe that thought we’re really gonna ‘help’ them%!”
(All the other Hippogriffs started laughing as well)
“AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA%!!” XD
(Cue screams as we segue into “Get Ready to Die”, and, later, “Party Party Party”)
Guys, I don’t want to jinx it, but I think we got h-
@FLUTTERBADASS
“When friendship is gone…
Undo this lock…
And send me forth…
On A Moonlit Walk.”
Edited
… Go for a walk….
“HeheHAHAHAHAHAH! ALRIGHT! But I’m gonna hafta make one.”
…………………..
……………………..
FUCK HIM IN THE VAGINA!!!