Parody of cake:
 
[diamond tiara]
 
Your fur is warm like an oven  
Your kiss is sugary sweet  
Your hooves feel like Cotten  
When you put your legs around me  
I feel like I’m just missing  
Something whenever you leave  
We’ve got all the ingredients  
Expect you loving me…  
And respectfully…  
I’M NOT A PIECE OF CAKE  
FOR YOU JUST DISCARD  
WHILE YOU TROT AWAY  
WITH THE FROSTING OF MY HEART!  
SO I’M TAKING BACK  
WHAT’S MINE, YOU’LL MISS-  
THE SLICE OF HEAVEN THAT I GAVE TO YOU LAST NIGHT!  
You smell just like vanilla  
You taste like butter cream  
You’re filling up my senses  
With empty calories  
I feel like i’m Just missing  
Something whenever you leave  
We’ve got all of the ingredients  
Expect you needing me…  
So respectfully…  
I’m NOT A PIECE OF CAKE  
FOR YOU TO JUST DISCARD  
WHILE YOU WALK AWAY  
WITH THE FROSTING OF MY HEART!  
SO I’M TAKING BACK  
WHAT’S MINE, YOU’LL MISS-  
THE SLICE OF HEAVEN THAT I GAVE YOU LAST NIGHT!  
If I am just a piece of cake, I am just a piece of cake,  
Then you’re just a piece of meat, you’re just a piece of meat to me!  
I am just a piece of cake, I am just a piece of cake,  
You’re just a piece of meat, you’re just a piece of meat to me!  
I’m not a piece of cake…  
For you to just discard…  
While you walk away…  
With the frosting of my heart…  
So i’m Taking back…  
What’s mine, you’ll miss…  
The slice of heaven that I gave to you last night…
 
The end!  
Hope you enjoyed!