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Description
You know Dashie and Shimmer and Flutters and Twilight
Coco and Chrysy and Ponker and Celly
But do you recall
The most stinky waifu of all?
Coco and Chrysy and Ponker and Celly
But do you recall
The most stinky waifu of all?
Had a very stinky coat
And when the others smelt her
They would start to cough and choke
All of the other reindeer
Rightly stayed away from her
She was just unsociable
And didn’t really like their words
Then one stinky Christmas eve,
Santa came to say
“Floor Bored with your ass so swamp,
Get off my property at once”
Floor Bored the unwashed reindeer
Was forced to move down south again
Her squatting in Santa’s workshop
Had finally come to an end
So once again we find her
Squatting in a library
Eating cheap-ass noodles
And finding trash manga to read