I don’t like you and I will do unspeakable things to your manhood. I shall force you to participate in scatological activities, for that is my fetish. Your emasculated member will become a literal Freudian metaphor, simply because I use the moniker “MC SLURRY.” I intend to make a rice-based dish of the remainder of your genitals and dispose of your cranial matter, then insert your eyeballs in my female private parts. Again, I remind you that I have diarrhea.