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Here’s a new version of the cover to Where’s Faust When I’m S-Scared?

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Background Pony #DD3F
Well, Pinkie was able to explain the princess’ dream. And this made the princess very happy.
Background Pony #DD3F
@KingIrick
Pinkie comes through the door and slams into the camera before pulling away.
Pinkie: My name is Pinkie
That much is true
But it is Faust who gives me wisdom and through me, She will explain your dreams to you
KingIrick

@Background Pony #5747
Wisemare 1: We are your wisemares yes that is true. Although we’re using all our wisdom we’re afraid we can’t explain your dream to you
Celestia: WHAT?!
Wisemare 3: But there is one who is wiser still and Pinkie is her name. So before you take another sleeping pill, perhaps she can explain
Background Pony #5747
@KingIrick
The wisemares and the Princess’ attendants gather in the throne room while waiting for Princess Celestia.
Suddenly, the doors fly open, and the Princess comes out.
Princess Celestia:
I am Celestia
I’ve had a dream
And now I’m feeling rather frightened,
And I wish someone would tell me what it means
KingIrick

@Background Pony #5941
Celestia: I see. Just one more time, now let’s see if I got this straight. A law to prove once and for all that I am great. If I’m princess no one must doubt my full supremacy. So from this day forth my citizens will pray to only… me! Yes! But what if they don’t?
Background Pony #5941
Wisemare 1:
We’ve brought a solution of our own design
If you’ll just sight this paper on the dotted line.
It’s an edict stating most concisely what we’re all to do
We must bow our heads or bend our knees before no one but you.
Background Pony #FEDC
@KingIrick
Wisemare 1:
We’ve got some news, our good Princess
We fear your position is precarious
There are some people here in Canterlot
Who won’t give you your due
They’d rather bow to other mares
KingIrick

@Background Pony #9A7B  
Celestia: It’s a miracle! Surely your Faust is above all men now I understand for even at the bottom of the dragons den you were in her hand  
Celestia: I’ve got it a new law! From this day forth everypony will pray only to Pinkie’s goddess, no more of the silly praying to me business. Now who’s idea was that anyway? Oh yes I remember. Celestia glares at the wisemares
Background Pony #9A7B
@KingIrick  
Celestia: Oh, it’s hopeless. Nopony can survive a night with those dragons.
 
Pinkie: (in the dragon’s den) Hello!
 
Celestia: Pinkie? (peeks in)Is that you?
 
Pinkie: Uh, yeah, I’ll be right up! I just need to say goodbye to my new friends!
 
Celestia: It’s, it’s impossilbe!
 
Wisemare 1: Yes, it is!
 
Pinkie: (climbs up) Well, hello, everypony! (to the dragons below) See you guys later! And thanks for the cupcakes!
 
A dragon’s growl is heard from below.
 
Wisemare 1: (confused) They had cupcakes?
KingIrick

@Background Pony #5481  
Even though she still didn’t know what to expect, Pinkie felt better when she remembered that Faust was taking care of her, even in the dragon’s den. Elsewhere in the kingdom, the wise mares were busy congratulating themselves for being so clever. As for the princess, believing she had lost a good friend, decided the only thing she could do was to pray that Pinkie’s goddess would protect her. The next morning everypony ran down to the dragon’s den, to see what was left of Pinkie.
Background Pony #5481
@KingIrick  
Hole opens up, showing the stars above
 
Don’t cry, Pinkie  
_Fear not, Pinkie  
Don’t you know you’re not alone?
 
There is one who is watching you  
She hears you when you pray  
And though it seems this time you won’t get through  
Faust has made a way
 
As Pinkie looks up at the sky, the look on the dragons’ eyes changes from one of hunger and anger to one of sympathy as they look at each other and back to Pinkie.
Background Pony #4A19
@KingIrick  
Wisemares: We could use her as a hoofstool or a table to play Scrabble on, then tie her up and beat her up and throw her out of Canterlot!
 
Wisemares dance out the door, which slams shut behind them
Background Pony #CD97
@KingIrick  
Wisemares: Oh no! What we gonna do?  
The Princess likes Pinkie more than me and you!  
Oh no! What we gonna do?  
We gotta get her outta here!(x2)
 
Wisemare 1: (Verse 1, which is repeated in counterpoint with the next two verses)
 
Wisemares 2 and 3: We could throw her in the dungeon!  
We could let her rot in jail!
 
We could drag her to the ocean  
Have her eaten by a whale!
 
(As Wisemares 2 and 3 repeat the above, Wisemare 1 sings the next verse)
 
Wisemare 1: We could throw her in the river, let her float a while,  
Then we’ll all sit back and watch her meet a hungry crocodile  
We could load her up with on a carriage ride and send her off to Ur with a cowpony hat without a brim and boots without spurs  
Oh we could give her jelly donuts, take ’em all away,  
Or we could fill her ears with cheeseballs and her nostrils with Sherbet  
We could use her as a hoofstool or a table to play Scrabble on then tie her up, beat her up, and throw her out of Canterlot!
Background Pony #E724
@KingIrick  
As Pinkie and the Wisemares approach the dragons’ den, a dragon’s roar is heard.  
Wisemare 1: Pinkie, because you violated section 4219-2r9-4000-6.1-7…b, of the code of Equestria, forbidding prayer to anyone but Princess Celestia, you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the dragons. Goodbye. (throws Pinkie into the dragons’ den)
 
Pinkie: Hey, don’t I get a phone caaaaalllllll?! (lands in the dragons’ den, face-first)
Background Pony #4DF9
@KingIrick  
Pinkie: Did you say trouble?
 
Wisemare 1: kicks the door open Aha! door slams in her face
 
Wisemare 2: Aha!
KingIrick

Everypony in Equestria heard about the new law including Pinkie, but Pinkie also knew Faust’s law, and Faust’s law told her that she should only pray to Faust. So the next day, just like every other day, Pinkie prayed and thanked Faust for the sunshine and for all her friends. She also thanked Faust for giving her the courage to do what was right. Even when she knew it would get her in trouble.