@SSJWolverine  
Celestia: ….I made a terrible mistake.
 
Luna:“Oh I MaDe A tErRiBlE mIStAkE.” That’s you.

@Background Pony #FA76  
Tirek: Speaking of butts, which way do you think her organs are gonna come out? Because I’m betting mouth, but I’m hoping…

@Background Pony #FA76
 
Celestia: And what’s that?
 
Luna: Twilight never wanted to be a princess you moron!  
Have you ever once asked her what she likes?

@SSJWolverine  
Meanwhile in tartarus.
 
Luna: Of all the endless piles of hey sister, this is the final straw. If we don’t find a way out of here and help, Twilight will die, on if’s, and’s, or but’s about it.
 
Celestia: But…
 
Luna: NO BUTS!!!
 
Celestia: Look, I get it Luna, but this is what Iv’e been planning since the beginning.
 
Luna: What are you talking about?
 
Celestia: Why do you think I wanted Discord reformed in the first place?
 
Luna: Ego?
 
Celestia: Because if I went after Tirek myself, I would have stopped him right then and their. But leave that to Discord?
 
Luna: Are you saying you knew he was going to betray us?
 
Celestia: Either that or get killed.
 
Luna: Oh My Faust. But how did you know he wouldn’t kill every-pony once he got his power back?
 
Celestia: I made sure of that myself.  
(Flashback to before getting thrown into tartarus.  
Celestia: Oh, and Tirek, your going to lose.)
 
Celestia: I knew he wouldn’t pass that up. his pride wouldn’t let him.
 
Luna: But still, Why Twilight?
 
Celestia: Luna, we aren’t going to rule forever. One day we might retire. But what then? Who’s going to watch over Equestria while we are gone? All those years of teaching Her I knew it was going to be her turn to rule.
 
Luna: It seems you thought of almost everything, except you left out one small problem.

TWILIGHT DODGE!!!!

Discord: That’s the magic blast! The one that blew up the library! Remember that, Twilight?  
Twilight: I was there.  
Discord: You should really watch out for that.  
Twilight: Didn’t Tirek drain your magic.  
Discord: Whoa-ho-ho, yeah!  
Twilight: “ThEn YoU shOulD rEaLly WaTCh OUt fOr ThaT” That’s you.  
Discord: …Team Magic Buffs?  
Twilight: No.  
Spike: What is that? Is that a club? Can I join?  
Twilight/Discord: NO!

@Dirty Bit  
This Chrysalis one works fairly well though.

@Background Pony #5EF2
 
That, and he doesn’t spawn his own children XD
 
“I ain’t no helicopter parent! Sink or swim, bitch!”

Ehh… Doesn’t quite work. Tirek doesn’t speak in innuendos 70% of the time.