Or nevermind featured image no I mean tag yeah tag lol

It’s a real spoiler now yay!

Hey look! It’s OP…  

Quack.

@Background Pony #F129  

 
@TheDrizzle404  
Mah song is much better. 😛  
Foldy & Taco: READ THE SONG IF YOU DARE >:3  
(I don’t own these two.)

@Background Pony #91DA  
Oh…Thank you. ^^

@genervt  
BEAUTIFUL :’)  
Foldy & Taco: SUCH BEAUTY (T ω T)  
(I do not own foldy & taco. but idk why, I just ❤️ them, Lol.)

@Regoso  
Random kid: Tell me the duck the duck story! :D  
♪A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand  
“Hei! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?”  
The man said “No we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold And it’s fresh And it’s all home-made. Cam I get you glass?” The duck said; “I’ll pass.” Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) ‘Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand; “Hei! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?” The man said; “No like I said yesterday, We just sell lemonade Oh kay? Why not give it a try?” The duck said; “Goodbye.” Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) ‘Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand; “Hei! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?” The man said; “Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go?” The duck said; “How about, NO” Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) ‘Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand; “Hei! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?“The man said; “THAT’S IT! IF YOU DON’T STAY AWAY, DUCK, I’LL GLUE YOU TO A TREE AND LEAVE YOU ALL DAY, STUCK! SO DON’T GET TO CLOSE! 😡” The duck said; “Adios. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) ‘Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bu, ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up the the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand; “Hei! (Bum bum bum) Got any glue?” “Wut?” Got any glue?” “No why would I-oh! |:C” “And one more question for you…” “Got any grapes?” (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped. then he started to smile. he started to laugh. he laughed for a while. He said: “C’mon duck, Let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t ask anymore.” So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said; “Hmmm…No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store………Do you think this store…………..Do you think this store has any lemonade? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) then he waddled away.(Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)♪

o< QUACK o-

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Whoa oh  
I want a new duck  
One that won’t try to bite  
One that won’t chew a hole in my socks  
One that won’t quack all night  
I want a new duck  
One with big webbed feet  
One that knows how to wash my car  
And keep his room real neat  
One that won’t raid the ice box  
One that’ll stay in shape  
One that’s never gonna try to migrate or escape  
Or I’ll tie him up with duck tape  
I want a new duck  
A mallard I think  
One that won’t make a mess of my house  
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink  
I want a new duck  
One that won’t steal my beer  
One that won’t stick his bill in my mail  
One that knows the duck stops here  
One that won’t drive me crazy waddling all around  
One who’ll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown  
And show me how to get down  
How to get down baby  
Get it?  
I want a new duck  
Not a swan or a goose  
Just a drake I can dress real cute  
Think I’m gonna name him Bruce  
I want a new duck  
Not a quail or an owl  
One that won’t molt to much  
One that won’t smell too fowl  
One that won’t beg for breadcrumbs  
Hangin’ around all day  
He’d better mind his manners  
Better do just what I say  
Or he’s gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah

@CHEEKIBREEKISTASICEKA  
Thanks Godwin.

Heil Hitler.

All these Duck Pics and, not a single Emoduck among ’em. That makes me sad… And probably old too…

“I am not a duck; I am Rolf!”

@OGB64
 
“OP” means Original Poster. Change the letter “u” out for the letter “i”.

Never got what people meant by that.