Why the shit is this drako shit still being passed around?

Cannon:  
Hey look Drako they’ve got a changeling for everybody.  
Hi what’s your name?  
Ambrosia:  
What? Don’t you recognize a queen when you see one?  
Cannon:  
Right.  
Nectar wasn’t it?  
Drako:  
It’s Ambrosia.  
Ambrosia:  
Wha-? That’s right.  
How does an Earthling know of queen Ambrosia?  
Drako:  
Our kind used to have a stable relationship with all forms of life.  
Hi, I’m Drako. THE Drako.  
Ambrosia:  
General Drako? in person? We all thought you were dead.  
Drako:  
I was.  
Ambrosia:  
I have heard many tales about you. How thousands of years ago you rescued our kind from the clutches of the Human Empire. To us changelings. You are a hero.  
Drako:  
I did nothing. And I don’t expect any praise for what I did. To tell the truth it was the only time I had ever put myself out for the sake of others. I’m only sorry I couldn’t have done more that day. A great many people died, I met them in the afterlife. And many of their souls are unaccounted for, only the gods know what happened to them. I will not rest until I’ve saved every last one of them. No matter how many times I die, no matter how long it takes.  
Ambrosia:  
Come, come. We must hold a feast in your honor. And who is this? your friend?  
Drako:  
Yes.  
For through thick and thin he has supported me and defended my honor when i couldn’t do so myself.  
Cannon:  
Drako. That is the nicest thing you ever said to me.  
Drako:  
(Shut it! Can’t you see I’m doing you a favor here?!)  
We and our other friends would gladly attend your banquet. Begin the preparations, let it be known as the happiest day in changeling history for 1000 years.  
Ambrosia:  
It was an honor meeting with you General Drako. I hope to see you again soon.  
walks away waving  
Drako:  
waves back  
Cannon:  
looks like you two have got some chemistry.  
Drako:  
What?!  
Cannon:  
I know you Drako. You never act all humble like that. Unless you’re trying to impress someone.  
Drako:  
There is nothing between us. She’s a queen, I’m a general. I’ll never work.  
Cannon:  
But you’re kinda hoping it would aren’t ya?  
Drako:  
Bullshit!  
Cannon:  
I know you inside and out you can’t fool me. I know exactly how you tick. And you’re doing that trick where you hold your Addams apple in place to stop yourself from blushing.  
Drako:  
Can it or I’ll kill you!  
Cannon:  
And she is black with orange hair. Your favorite color combo.  
Drako:  
Goes bright red  
Cannon:  
AHA! See! I knew it!  
Drako:  
Take some advice from me Cannon. You better be as good at running as you say you are. Cause I’m only gonna give you a two minute lead. So you better START RUNNING!  
Cannon:  
starts running  
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!

@Psycho
 
What?
 
Changelings LIKE socks.

…Is that a wiggling hoof? Her’s in a sock?

I’m imagining: a “sweet young thang” with a nasty habit of killing her food sources.