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The Coke Wars mark the bloodiest time in Equestrian history. When Sombra undid the milf-ification spell that Celestia had cast upon him, which had caused her evil subjects to pass her around like an onahole in a thousand-year gangbang, he teamed up with the Pepsi company to overthrow Equestria and usher in a new era of refreshing taste. Celestia, foreseeing all the new Pepsi OCs that would flood Equestria after a mass of Pepsi fans turn bronies, teamed up with the Coca-Cola company to vanquish Sombra once again. The battlefield was set in a vast grassland on the edge of the world, surrounded in a force-field with a door for each army to march through so Equestria would not be destroyed. Yet many lives were lost that day as Sombra and Celestia faced off, each backed by a legion of ten trillion soda-chugging soldiers. The cloud of soldiers watched as Celestia and Sombra drank to inflation a massive amount of Pepsi’s and Coca-Cola’s, then began to burp so violently that each burp killed a million waves of soldiers. They burped and burped and burped, and burped some much, until the place stunk of soda. When the Coke Wars ended, there were no soldiers left standing. Only Sombra and Celestia were alive, though badly bruised, and the war came to a standstill - until Celestia cast the milf-ification spell on Sombra again, and she proceeded to molest her milf body. Sombra struggled against Celestia to break free of her, but the more she struggled the more Celestia molested him. Celestia fucked Sombra to exhausted, until both of them collapsed on the battlefield from having too many mind-breaking orgasms. The field was drenched in pussy juice. Sombra gave up, but Celestia was not so easily satisfied. She demanded reparations for her lost soldiers, all the Coca-Cola’s she had downed at once, the destruction caused by all the burping, and the dehydration from wet loud orgasms. The Coke Wars ended with Sombra being viciously tongue bathed all over, and her anus furiously tongue fucked, by Celestia, then her holes all filled up with Pepsi, Coca-Cola, and mentos so that Equestria could enjoy a beautiful “fireworks” display. A sticky Sombra ran away in humiliation and angry, leaving behind a river of a trial of soda. Celestia, the clear winner of the Coke Wars, was too humble to admit victory. So instead she let the Coca-Cola company take all the credit.

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Celestia’s a Coke pony? She has good taste. (But I’m sure she also likes Pepsi as well even though its Sombra’s favorite drink.)
 
@Background Pony #6BE9  
I bet his apologists love Dr. Pepper too. (I’m not serious about that statement.)
NM14

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Okay…never have thw words:
 
Battlefield, coca-cola, Celestia, Sombra, and mind-breaking orgasm been in the same parapgraph. Until now.
 
Hm. Was kinda expecti-
 
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