Roseluck knows this feel.

>typing u ironically  
this makes me literally ill

@Lucky Shot  

@Lucky Shot  

@SorryNeverSorry
 
Celestia fucks zebras, though.

@SorryNeverSorry  
Indeed!

@Lucky Shot  
@Background Pony #D676  
Created by CELESTIA to punish zebra fuckers. CELESTIA PROTECTS

@Lucky Shot  
You mean to punish zebra f*ers.

@Background Pony #D676
 
Um, STDs were created by God to punish background geldings. Duh.

@SorryNeverSorry  
+1
 
@Lucky Shot  
As if I’d want to contract a crapload of undiscovered STDs by partaking in s’mores cooking.

@Lucky Shot  

@Background Pony #D676
 
Don’t dunk on it ‘cause you can’t suck on it!

@Lucky Shot  
Zigger lover.

First off, there’s no fucking just one zebra. They’re sexual deities in equine form. You will absolutely continue to fuck zebras after the first for all of history because their pricks and pussies are amazing.
 
Secondly, Catherine the Great PROBABLY never fucked a horse and definitely didn’t die from it; this was a slanderous rumor made up immediately following her death. She was actually “fucked” by her cousin once removed, King Gustav IV Adolph of Sweden, who no-showed a betrothal she had arranged between him and her granddaughter Alexandra due to irreconcilable religious differences. Catherine was so slighted that her health rapidly deteriorated until she died about two months later from a stroke at the age of 67.
 
But gosh do zebras have big cocks!

@N2MP  
Oh, okay let me try again.  
Hey, try not to f* any ziggers on the way home!

@Background Pony #D676  
Was referencing Clerks.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpVY_ZHGDg

@N2MP  
Whelp. No sense keeping her alive at this point. Cocks shotgun

Jet Stream: 37! My daughter fucked 37 Zebras!

@BigBadSeed  
We’ll call her both. Being a thot is bad enough, but being a thot through the act of smores cooking is far beyond the pale.

@SFaccountant  
Once you go zebra, your family disowns you and you die alone.

Getting dicked by a Zebra proves immensely bad judgement without the easy-mode birth control provides.

Once you go zebra, that stigma don’t leave ya.

You porked 5 of them. At the same time

There’s no need to focus specifically on the zebra part. Just call her a thot.

Clearly what she needs to do is just start working her way through all the other races too. Gryphons, hippogriff, changelings, diamond dogs, buffalo, yak, dragons… if she goes through enough of them, that whole zebra thing will just fade into all the other partners she’s had.
 
Or at the very least she’ll get different insults.