And now its time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
 
Tonights review:
 
My Little Pony: Sleepless in Ponyville
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
 
((No seriously, this episode rocked my world. Im only slightly exaggerating.))
 
Um, something clever having to do with Sleepless in Seattle SPOILERS!
 
Theres this little filly, named Scootaloo!
 
And shes like the most amazing scooter pony Ive ever seen in my life!
 
So while going through Ponyville, she gets does this huge freaking jump!
 
And Rainbow Dash flies by and says:
 
Nice moves, kid!
 
And Scootaloo is like:
 
plays hallelujah Rainbow Dash noticed me! Now shell take me under her wing and teach me everything she knows!
 
And her friends are like:
 
Well hey, were going camping, why dont you get her to come with you?
 
So they go camping in the woods!
 
And Applejack and Apple Bloom are there,
 
And so is Sweetie Belle and Rarity!
 
And Raritys like:
 
I only came here because my sister gave me puppy dog eyes
 
And at night, Rainbow Dash tells them all a scary story!
 
And all the little fillies get really scared!
 
But Scootaloo tries her best to make it look like she wasnt scared!
 
But then she has a nightmare that has Luna make a brief appearance for some reason.
 
HELLO MY LOYAL FANBASE! HERE IS MY BRIEF CAMEO TO MAKE YOU SPLOOGE!
 
But Scootaloo wakes up and cant sleep and she starts creepily humming to herself all night?
 
Dude, when did this turn into a horror movie?
 
So the next day comes around, and Scootaloo didnt get any sleep!
 
And shes all jumpy!
 
So Applejack is like:
 
Whats goin on, Scootaloo? Youre makin me use obscure similes!
 
And Scootaloo is like:
 
No, Im fine- AAAAAAAHHHH!
 
So night falls again and Rainbow Dash tells another scary story!
 
And even though Scootaloo tries to not be afraid, she stalls everypony from going to bed!
 
But everypony is like:
 
Shut up, Scootaloo, we need to sleep.
 
So Scootaloo has another nightmare!
 
But this time it turns out that Luna actually has a purpose in this episode!
 
IM HERE TO MAKE YOU FANGASM AND ADVANCE THE PLOT! HUZZAH!
 
So Lunas like Freddy Krueger, because she can walk through peoples dreams!
 
Except she doesnt kill people in their dreams.
 
She actually watches over dreams, because its her duty as princess of the night!
 
So Lunas like:
 
SOMETHING TROUBLES YOU SCOOTALOO.
 
And Scootaloo is like:
 
Im just afraid Rainbow Dash will find out that I was scared by her stories and shell think Im a pansy and not take me under her wing!
 
And Lunas like:
 
YOU MUST FACE YOUR FEARS IF YOU WANT THEM TO GO AWAY!
 
And Pinkie Pie is like:
 
Bitch, thats my line!
 
Oh wait, Pinkie wasnt in this episode.
 
So Scootaloo wakes up and becomes scared by something!
 
So she runs away and falls into a river!
 
And just as shes about to go over a waterfall, Rainbow Dash saves her!
 
But then Rainbow Dash is like:
 
What were you doing out there?
 
And Scootaloo is like:
 
I I was afraid youd never take me under your wing if you saw that I was scared.
 
And Rainbow Dash is like:
 
Ah, I was scared of those stories at first, too. But just dont tell anypony else. Ill deny it. Oh, and yeah, I can take you under my wing!
 
And the audience was like:
 
Daaaaaawwwwww!
 
And in the last scene, Rainbow Dash takes Scootaloo flying with her!
 
And the audience was like:
 
Daaaaaawwwwww!
 
The end!
 
This is Chester A. Bum saying,
 
CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? AH COME ON, HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA? COME ON, CHANGE!
 
Come on, I promise Ill use it to help Scootaloo with her medical bills! Shes gonna be falling a lot!