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JohnSamer

God:  
Hello. Yes. This is God. I’m on the phone.  
John Samer:  
God you gotta stop that.  
God:  
What?  
John Samer:  
Telling complete strangers you’re God.  
God:  
What, why?  
John Samer:  
Because people will think you’re saying you’re God.  
God:  
I am God.  
John Samer:  
No I mean God from the Bible.  
God:  
That’s stupid. Surely they can tell the difference between a person named God and a god named God.  
John Samer:  
This is your last chance buddy.  
God:  
Message received and understood.  
John Samer:  
sigh Good. leaves  
God:  
dials  
Hello Homer.  
This is God.  
…  
Damn.  
I got cut off.  
John Samer:  
Start running God.  
God:  
argh!  
chase ensues