If only I could email a pony. :<

wait! lyra! im not hostile Y U NEED WEAPONS!

damnit so thats how’s laying down them steak traps. you’ll never get me lyra. even if you supply tasty steaks

>I’M BAD!

tears off a slip  
Why not? I am sure that there is absolutely nothing bad that can possibly come from this.

John Samer:  
Well I’m used to traveling between worlds. But I’m not that skilled at combat. Pow?  
Pow Qwester:  
Baby I don’t need any traps. I got my RPD!  
C’mon Lyra! Let’s wreck this shit!  
John Samer:  
Anyone else?  
Mao-Mao:  
The human’s mock my kind. They shall perish.  
Tsuchioh:  
No I’m good.  
Mao-Mao:  
What? Surely you want revenge too?  
Tsuchioh:  
Humans write limitless supplies of fanfictions. I’d rather be on their side.  
Everyone Else:  
grr! kill the unbeliever!  
Tsuchioh:  
trollwalk  
Badly Drawn Jay:  
Help me! I’m stuck inside a badly drawn picture frame!  
Drako:  
…  
(he already left on his own to kill humans)

I started to take one of the tabs, but then I realized the fundamental problem re: my eligibility.

I’d do this.
 
The irony is that, by coming to her first, I’d be saving her a lot of trouble.

Well, since 20 of us are going (me and AJF has one), who else are going to follow us (18 left)?

These are posted all over my college campus. The weird part is that I didn’t put any of them there.

Traps? Sheeeeit, go to any given nerd con nowadays and you’ll have a willing army marching back with you.

I’m giving the other 19.

@AppleJackFrost
 
You cant steal other people’s tearouts!  
Give them a chance!

outlook? Seriously?

Totally legit… I’ll grab 20

haha

I… Cant… Take… One… Of… The… Tearouts…
 
Fuck.

Push it to the limit  
(LIMIIIIT!)