Me: the pony are not idiots but yes none of them will fond out if you not talk of it! but will not care along you do nothing worng like kill somepony?  
Rick: OOh!?  
Morty: thos pony will fond out not real and do something bad!  
Me: Oh for the of! the pony of equestria dont kill! if want be kill? go see the dragon land! your chance to be kill is 99.99% for be kill by one! here will only be put in jail and the princess will ask you , who are you and you come form and what you want on our land?. plus the princess twilight know what is be transform to a human! so will be save along you not say word of be not a real pony! yes some are easy to get scare. but ones he or she know you, everything is fine!  
oh! by the way, someone on this world know you are not real pony! and rick! dont try be more smart by try beat him, you will only make thing worst!  
Rick: oH yeah? and who euurpthis guy?  
Me: Discord! the spirit of chaos and desharmony! LUCKY for you! he no longer a evil! but his power never change! out day, a guy who can destroy a planet with only his hand, a try to beat discord but discord remove the power of this guy and the memory of this world and put him to the planet he come and be juge for all crime he done! and him discord a laught like crazy of this! discord control the reallity and time and space! you can’t wont won! me too i can’t, i know i try!  
Rick: sooo well better not try or cose problem, right?  
Me: yeah! oh why you not go try this?  
Morty: a roller coaster? i am not sure!  
Me: relax, kid! this is the mose save of all equestria and the mutiver!  
Rick: on this? i am ok! eh why the drink? alter i want good drink!  
Me:Hmmmmm? well, will all pony here, alcole is not here but is something he give a good punch like the alcole! a good apple cider! you better take the hard one if you want be drunk! me i take light one! is very sweet but alter 25 light cider , i get drunk and pass out!  
Rick:Hmmmm! oh ok will take the hard one, i think if i want pass out like you is will 5 and pass out!  
Me: i be wait here and read this were you get the fun the Roller coaster!  
Rick: thank! losser!  
Me: you know i can hier for 10 mille?  
Rick: oh? $#%$#$#!  
Me: is ok! everyone make this mistake! the princess of the moon, luna a do talk on my back but i tell her same thing but her a not say bad word!  
Morty: she very kind?  
Me: yes! but only if you not do bad think and weik her up in the time she sleep! she work all night to protect other form get nightmare! oh? if you sleep in this , she will fond out you are not real pony! so if want somepony know it? go tell princess twilight, she help for not go worng way! ok?  
Morty: thank!  
Me: is ok! i help everyone who are not real pony here! well i not the only one! we a total of 600000 of them and we are not real pony too! oh and dont too far my vue! if the guard fond you got not licien of be here you will in trouble!  
Rick: dont worry, ones finish the little fun and something to drink and eat we go back home! Euurp!  
Me: sorry but portal device is no longer working here!  
Rick: WHAT!?  
Me: a spell to make sure no one with no licien not do what he/she want!  
Rick: so i get this EUURP licien , we go back home?  
Me: yes but will get it in 30 houre! the pony who can make it is in vacation and come back to the next day!  
Rick:Hmmm? well Morty go back to school a 7 am so we got time!  
Morty: so i will not be later for school! good! but mom and dad will worry!  
Rick: dont worry Morty i will give a excuse to your Mom and Stupid Euurp dad!  
Morty: ok!

Read it in his voice XD

You are a good person, tjpones.