Flash sentry and see this.
 
Flash: dude you should never mess with my cousin daughter or My cousin will hurt you..well you a learn it the hard way!  
Dinky: Uncle flash , Mommy is really strong!  
Flash: Na, she only aim the weak point of all boy’s but dinky, do this only the self-defence Ok?  
Dinky: OK!  
Flash: You calm down cousin?  
Derpy: Yeah, let get out of here, away from him!  
Flash: Let go to the restaut , i will buy you the launch and of course muffin on it!  
Dinky: YEAH MUFFIN AND BUY MY FAVOURITE AND COOL UNCLE!  
Derpy: Yeah, he very cool and helpful, do you know he help everyone who need in school and even prove Princess twilight be not guilty of ruined the decoration for the ball formal?  
Dinky: No and who is Princess Twilight?!  
Flash: she a magical Princess from another world, I will tell every thing on the way ok?¸  
Dinky: Yeah!

“Kick him in the balls, Mom! Yay!”

I’ll roshambo you for it!

what’d I say?

@Background Pony #FBEC  
Sounds about right. Lol

Was it… something I said…

DERPY KICK!!!!!

Derpy: Stay away from my muffin!!!

@carvin  
Harsher in hindsight with the new chapter.

I… I felt that…

They were shopping for groceries. Guy said she had some nice melons. This happened.

If you read Dash Academy: it’s Pokey Pierce.

OUCH.

SO, was dinky about to get molested and derpy came to the rescue or is it derpy mad at ex-husband?

That’s my purse!  
I don’t know you!

I wouldn’t pay either! Who knows whether or not the kid would become a disaster area too! Who wants to be liable for THAT

Yeah! You go Derpy! Kick that no good man ex husband of yours who refuses to pay child support!

If he dies, I can say Derpy
 
‘shades’
 
testi-killed.

That takes the tickles out of testicles.

Dinky looks so happy that her mother is dishing out some (hopefully) well-deserved GBH.  
Good Derpy!

She was trying to kick him in the shin, but… well, you know…

THAT’S MY PURSE

She has the advantage that she can aim properly AND see his expression at precisely the same time.

@Rig
 

 
Sorry. Had to.