Eventually that baby will go against his horrible parents and kill them after joining
 
NIGHT RAID!!!

Lightning Blitz sucking on Scootaloo’s hoof is adorable.

this is pretty similar to my headcanon:
 
scootaloo was adopted at birth, except
 

For some reason, this doesn’t raise anymore outta me than my eyebrow.
 
I mean, c’mon. That’s so over the top, I can’t behind the “heroes”. That Strawmen’s been on fire a long long time ago, and I’m getting sick and tired of it.

this is what i actuall post on the tumblr just now
 
builds a slam cannon“Upper crust you just made the 3 biggest mistakes of your life. Mistake 1: saying scootaloo would be better off dead!”loads slam cannon with iron spikes“Mistake 2!:taking Scootaloo’s foal away from her and denying her the right to visit!*loads slam cannon with bottles of acid and explosives*AND DO YOU NO WANT MISTAKE NUMBER THREE IS! MAKING! ME! ANGRY! fires slam cannon right at her face!

That off course assumes that the law in this tumblr-version of Equestria is the same as ours. And I think Sandy, as her legal guardian, as a few things to say about this as well.

Well by law she is still the mother until she gives the baby by herself after the conception, there is no such thing as Pre-birth adoption contract.

Ok, I don’t care if they’re gonna be the greatest parents ever…that was a hell of a dick move.

You’ll be hearing from my “lawyer”. . .  

 
Well, you wont hear him. . .

Shoot First. Shoot Second. Shoot Again.  
Shoot Some More.  
Reload.  
Repeat.

@derprai  
It’s like a second coming of Palkia the Kaiju Pony.

@derprai  
what the fuck am i reading

@derprai  

What do you people think to this as my narrative of what happens next:
 
A bone white alicorn steps through the wall, the light from the lamps appering to fall into his mane, his hoofsteps echoing like the slamming of an old coffin lid, slowly he wal between the two unicorns and Scootaloo and say,s in a voice like a pair of tombstone smashing together. YOU COULDNT RESIST IT IN THE END. draws a scythe out with magic and taps it to his horn, making its keen edge glow an unearthly blue A MISTAKE I FANCY. IT GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN, LIFE, turns to scootaloo SPEAKING METAPHORICLY OF COURSE. AND YOU SEE THE MORE YOU STRUGGLE FOR EVERY MOMENT THE MORE ALIVE YOU STAY, WHICH IS WHERE I COME IN, AS A MATTER OF FACT. “you can’t do this there,re rules!” YES THERE ARE RULES, BUT YOU BROKE THEM! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!! draws out two life timers from behind his back ALL LIVING THINGS HAVE TIME.raises his scythe AND YOUR TIME IS OVER!slashes his scythe across the lifetimers,shattering them into fragments. An ethereal wind starts to blow through the wall, tearing at the bodies of Jet Set and Upper Crust “Please be merciful!” NO. And with a last dying scream Jet Set and his wife cumble to dust and are swept away WELL I HAVENT DONE THAT IN A LONG TIME. Deftly catches Lightnig Blitz with his telekinetic aura and hands him back to Scootaloo TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM, OH, BY THE WAY, YOUR MOTHER SENDS HER REGARDS

I don’t think I like this tumbr anymore…

Question is. Who would Sandy believe more: This charming and nice couple or Scootaloo, who has been whining, complaining and been preety much of a nuisance the whole time and would do anything to keep her baby?
 
(This of course assume she hasn’t heard anything of this conversation and depends on the two of them switching back to ‘nice mode’ when she comes back)

Incoming pissed off Sandy in 3…2…

V Thank you!

Well, glad to see that the Baby is taken into capable hooves. They’ll be far better suited for this and like mentioned before, they’ll love him and take care of him. They’re right with the whole superiority thing, but they should have waited with it until the papers are actually signed. Unicorns maybe supreme in intellect, but this was not smart.
 
Ah well, with this turn, the baby now will probably end up with the chicken… poor thing. At least he has the matching egg-color…

@dramatic_spoon  
Good point.

wait, I just realized something.
 
They haven’t filled out the official paperwork yet, have they?

goddammit.

KILL  
Honestly, why the fuck are those two allowed in there? Just ask Rarity, she KNOWS how fake they are!

wwhhhWHAT.
 
Oh, let cold revenge overtake these two!