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pichuman40:Save me I’m sick and can’t stop coughing and I’m alone and seeking attention pleaseIt’s extremely late and I should be sleeping but I know exactly how you feel buddy and have been there before, so have a quick pinkie before bed. I hope you feel better soon!
Kick [REDACTED] browsers out of your fandoms
Look up how to do it, silly as it sounds, it can be useful to learn things like just having confidence, good hygiene, being courteous, and how you can not be the “nice guy” while still not being a jerk. It’s really a matter of agreeableness. Too many people nowadays have no will of their own and bend like tissue, and the only ones who don’t are jerks, hence the stereotype of the girl that goes for jerks and ignores the nice guys.
I think it’s more about they want someone who can be themselves and strong.
But it’s always been a thing that women will generally be more picky. so you just gotta keep dating. It’s like a gamble, except you’re going to lose that money (time) anyways, so might as well spend it on the possibility you’ll make future time way better. And fortunately your odds are way better than they are on a slot machine, hah.
Being a charming fellow that takes care of their hygeine goes a long way. Doesn’t matter if you watch a little girls show.
They’re just bots created by matrix so you(or anyone else) would think that’s possible. Spoiler alert: it’s not.
Edited because: я не могу в инглиш лангуаге
Then explain all the brony couples you see at cons?
Its not luck. Its because youre a brony. Bronies are weird. People dont like weird people
I wanna die because I’m one of the unlucky ones that never get a girlfriend.
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No. That makes ponies cry. Unless you mean hang out. Or hang by, I dunno, your stomach or something.

your current filter.Lol, you and me both.
@Background Pony #AB38
Heh. Nice wording, too.
WOW did I misread that at first XD
Just hang in there.
You didn’t just leave her hanging, did you?
No, I’d rather not, thank you very much. I’d rather only know sadness and despair as a warfighter knows his enemy.
If you wanna go the opposite way, i.e. sadness, despair, and hopelessness, this one is a good start. :)
Ah I remember that one in my kindergarten,strangely I distinctly Remember that the lyrics my teacher gave ended with the words “And I then I bumped my head and cried”…always struck me as weird.
YAMERO
Can we put on some different music?
…
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine…

your current filter.Can you do “Last Resort”?

your current filter.For a minute it looked like the drama would die down.
But I forgot.
>>287590