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Pinkie Pie Saves Christmas
“W-Wait! What did I do wrong?!”
“YOU KILLED SANTA!”
“AND HALF THE REINDEER!”
“AND BURNED DOWN THE WORKSHOP!”
-Pinkie tried to help out around the North Poll and just made everything worse. The surviving reindeer decided to take care of the problem. I’m gonna do one for each mane 6 on the side as the year goes on. I just wanted to get this out before December ends.
“W-Wait! What did I do wrong?!”
“YOU KILLED SANTA!”
“AND HALF THE REINDEER!”
“AND BURNED DOWN THE WORKSHOP!”
-Pinkie tried to help out around the North Poll and just made everything worse. The surviving reindeer decided to take care of the problem. I’m gonna do one for each mane 6 on the side as the year goes on. I just wanted to get this out before December ends.
I think you mean any second now…
Are you sure the blade is high enough? Is it properly sharpened? Does it have smooth groves to slide down?
And are you really willing to clean up the mess, or maybe should use a different method?
Also make sure the blade is sterile so she doesn’t get an infection.
@Dusk Star Shine
Viciously murders the remaining reindeer
Enslaves elves
Then, after a short break, rescues Pinkie
“Y-you killed all of them!”
“Yeah, so, they were gonna kill you. Greater good and all. It’s like the trolley cart thing. But with 6 reindeer, 10,000 elves and a pony. And instead of a trolley cart, a guillotine, rifle, and some rope, and a lawnmower, and a nuclear attack submarine with cruise missiles.”
“But you were laughing on that last Reindeer, and he had surrendered!”
“What? It was fun. So I got carried away in the spirit of things. It’s Christmas time! Forgiveness and all that.”
“And did you have to enslave the elves?!”
“No, that part is just for fun. You gotta see the mansion they’re building for me!… wait, I didn’t tell them to build another guillotine… or form an army… oh crap, we gotta run, Ponk, RRUUNN! Just like that stunt I pulled in Venezuala!”
I got the same idea and did it! There is nothing explicit about it so i dont mind ppl seeing :P Its fun.
@Background Pony #954C
I hope beside decapitation (as much as i LOVE IT) we will see some difrent executions! And damn it! Again no head in the panel! T_T And not even pink butt to ease the wounds!
Hmm, you’ve already done Twi and Pinkie. So 4 left?
Well I’ll change my wallpaper in your honor
Yeah on second thought I think I might change it back now….
“Yeah I lost my phone”
“What’s it look like?”
“It’s got a decapitated pink horse as the wallpaper”
“Here ya go”
Already 10 hoof steps ahead of you son. Now I just really hope I don’t forget my phone somewhere and scare someone.
The night Comet n’ Cupid went nuts~
Now you can’t hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin’ in Pinkie’s guts~
Fuck the reindeer. Pinkie Pie knows the true meaning of Christmas!!
And then you’re about to get rewarded with sex until Pinkie reveals she’s actually Toad in a costume and says your waifu is in another castle.
~Fin
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