@Otterhand  
Me:i have done so to the cotton candy hair

@Datte-Before-Dawn  
Anon: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned it has been one hour since my last s yay post, I have…I have clopped to the Bacon hair…”  
Priest Anon: “Was the Bacon hair ponified?”  
Anon: “No she didn’t even have the off colored equestria girls skin…”  
Priest Anon: “WHAT THE yay IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

>no hooves

@Background Pony #8F56  
You are an objectively great person.

@bunnyman  
Sounds like heartburn.

@PonyPon
 
(Verse 1)  
Beata Cadenza, you know I am a righteous man,  
Of my virtue I am justly proud.
 
Beata Cadenza, you know I’m so much purer than  
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.
 
Then tell me, Cadenza, why I see her dancing there?  
Why her smold’ring eyes still scorch my soul.
 
I feel her, I see her, the sun caught in her bacon hair  
Is blazing in me out of all control.
 
(Chorus)  
Like fire, Hellfire  
This fire in my skin.  
This burning desire  
Is turning me to sin.
 
(Verse 2)  
It’s not my fault.
 
I’m not to blame.
 
It is the pony girl,  
The bitch who sent this flame!
 
It’s not my fault!
 
If in Celestia’s plan,
 
That she made Tirek so much  
Stronger than a man!
 
Protect me, Cadenza!  
Don’t let this demon cast her spell.  
Don’t let her lasers sear my flesh and bone.
 
Destroy Sunset Shimmer!  
And let her taste the fires of hell,  
Or else let her be mine and mine alone.
 
(Chorus reprise)  
Hellfire, dark fire  
Now horse girl, it’s your turn.  
Choose me or your pyre;  
Be mine or you will burn!
 
Celestia, have mercy on her…
 
Celestia, have mercy on me…
 
But she will be mine  
Or she will burn!
 
 
(You’re welcome).

The sun caught in her bacon hair! Is blazing in me out of all control!!

@PonyPon  
They’ve been reworked a few times.

I don’t suppose someone rewrote the lyrics.

Bravo.

Aw hell, that’s wonderful.