AND STOP EATING MY PICTURES/COMMENTS TEXTILE
 
GAWD
 
It’s frikkin hungrier than Ganishka.  
shakes angrily at the comment box
 
Wow, now that’s some kick Molly… catches and pushes the dust back Care to put that plot to better use? shakes booty at Molly
 
@BH  
Trying to take it over? Pffft, trying to improve it, with a better mouse trap!  
 
Profit is never evil! But evil may induce profit! (which I am most certainly not engaging in) I am ridding the world of skin cancer, of a blinding, burning, ball of gas that encourages the breeding of mosquitos, botflies, and other nefarious parasprites, and of those damned noisy roosters, and converting that hateful energy into pure city-powering energy with state-of-the-art materials!!  
And with the power of calliope and vaudevillian piano-playing ponies , I can do naught but induce harmony!  

 
Hey, why’d the piano stop? WTF Apple Bloom?

@Applejack
 
Sure, you can use whatever ones you want! That’s why I hid them!

Here’s a crystal I found somewhere.  
 
Not sure how macguffiny it is.

Um…Pinkie? Where the hay did y’all find all these…and can I use one?

Let’s see here…
 
Triforce.  

 
Chaos Emeralds.  

 
The Chrono Trigger.  

 
That’s all I’ve found for now. I’ll look for some more.

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
…  

Niggoslav, Smite Evil works on evil people. You are trying to take over the world, and disrupting harmony. QED, it works on you, regardless of whether you can use it.

@Niggo.
 
Collects all the disk dust into a solid ball of melted metal. Tosses it at you
 
DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!

healed by da magicks
 
Thanks, Luna. But I’m still not doing anything. It’s just better than this resolves on its own.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111011154638/warhammer40k/images/c/c5/Crozius_Arcanums.jpg  
It’s like either of these. Big, blunt and heavy.

Give the Elements back!

*First aid on Trotsky that is.
 
Dodges rage flames from Molly

Like I said, I have no idea wtf you or Rothy are even doing. Smite evil definitely doesn’t work since I can use that too though. I zap PeTArds with it all the time. :v
 
 
Ooouh, these elements feel minty…Why are all my feathers blue now? licks  
BLAH, still tastes like feather.
 
Burying is silly. Quite comfortable though. Not letting me get any sleep by pulling me back up does sound mildly annoying however. :3

First aid magic’d
 
At least my Big Sister is awesome with this event happing upon us.
 
Smiles warmily in admiration

@Applejack
 
Don’t worry, I have some macguffins stored around ponyville in case of a macguffin emergency.
 
Let’s see here, where did I put that triforce at?

DAMMIT!
 
just kicks the disk in frustation. The disk shatters to dust
 
You. Are. Fucking. Kidding. Me.
 
…
 

Elements taken away.
 
WHA?!?

I have no idea what a crozius even is.
 
 
@Molly  
You opened a portal to Jersey? I already lived there for four months. I would drop it right next to Tartarus. Not a fun place, but not the most dangerous place. North Korea was way more annoying. Those Red&Black alicorns can go join Maul in halfsies-land though.  
 
Hey, I think my ex-girlfriend’s towards the right!
 
@Applejack  
Yoink  
Gemstones! Mine now!!! I wonder how many bits I can get for these?

@Luna
 
My rectum hurts something fierce, and a lot of my lack of blood has been making me queas–
 
…
 
“Trotty?”

((Niggo, you’re dead. Quit talking until you at least explain your resurrection.))  
Whoah. The elements in action. Single tear.

Looks at Trotsky stay out of this fight as it seems to be take care of
 
Umm… Legs Trotty?

@Applejack
 
Thank the gods!
 
closes portal before any of the beasts slither out from their horrid nightmare realm.

Eat it…
 

@Applejack
 
Yeah, I sure am!
 
 
((Not sure where you got that from, and I was trying to combat this with cuteness but the images kept getting ate))

NO Zombie! Don’t turn to the darkside!