I want to eat Spike’s blas

I don’t know if I’m impressed or disappointed you say “I really like his scales!”

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Better Question WHERE THE HELL IS CADENCE!?

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Kent brockman: This is Kent brockman, live from the crystal empire: Will Spike come out of this attack with his virginity still intact? I don’t know, but one thing is clear: someone’s gonna be fired from the White house because of this!

“Spike gets all the fillies” tag should be way more used

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Rhonda: This is Rhonda from Sinnoh Now, I’m currently interviewing one of the lovestruck zombies. Anything you’d like to say to the people at home?
 
Fleur De Lis: Spike is mine!
 
Rhonda: Well there you have it, this has been Rhonda for Si-Boom guy accidentally drops boom mic on her-nnoh!
 
Cameraman: Sorry.

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Tom Tucker: We now go to Ollie Williams for Spike’s forecast. Ollie?
 
Ollie Williams: He gon get it!
 
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.

@Trahzo
 
Best comment. Read that in all their voices…

Steady on there Scootaloo!
 
The fillies seem to be getting on better than the mares, might be due to the lack of Yanderes though.
 
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Great stuff.

Jimmy Firecracker: It seems like the poor dragon is finally being surrounded! He can’t quit now…not after we’ve been rooting for him for so long!
 
Vicky Vale: This is Vicky Vale with Gotham News, Spike is now in a very tight spot and it seems this may be the end…
 
Chet Youbetcha: Hi, I’m Chet Youbetcha reporting from my hiding spot to tell you live that Spike is royally screwed!
 
Tom Tucker: Hello I’m Tom Tucker
 
Joyce Kinney:And I’m Joyce Kinney.
 
Tom Tucker: Now we go to asian correspondent Trisha Takinawa in the channel 5 chopper to report to us on Spike’s chances of winning, Trisha?
 
Trisha Takinawa: Thanks Tom, it seems that Spike has 5 fillies surrounding him as Princess Twilight Sparkle is being turned, I say his chances are slim to none. Back to you Tom!
 
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here, reporting to you live from The Crystal Empire as we see a losing battle.

Spike needs help fast, where the hell are the guys?

Yep… Tarturus just froze over.