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Description

Commission Cartoonlion did for me. Applejack meets Apple Bloom’s first date and sets out the ground rules. Apple family style.

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Background Pony #3BCD
Featherweight eep😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
Scp-3125
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
Featherweight: claps  
Rover: ooga-Chaka ooga-ooga ooga-Chaka ooga-ooga ooga-Chaka ooga-ooga ooga-Chaka ooga-ooga  
Gilda: I can’t stop this feeling! Deep inside of me!
 
@Background Pony #B616  
Featherweight: hmm pokes Gilda in the chin  
Gilda: ow! Cut it out dweeb!  
Applejack: damnit Gilda, you ruined it!  
Garble: oh thank god removes his head from the wall  
Rover: I’m still getting paid right?  
Applejack: yes, but not you Gilda!  
Gilda: aaaww!
Frustration in Excelsis
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Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
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Worldbuilding Addict
.. while I generally get the chain of events that could end up with Applejack having the heads of Gilda, Garble and Rover on her wall… what on God’s green Earth are Chief Thunderhooves, Angel and Winona doing there?
 
In any case, I’d listen if I were you, Featherweight. This mare clearly has no compunctions about hunting people and turning them into trophies.
 
@Background Pony #B616  
Ooh, or that!
Scp-3125
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
Rover looks like he’s staring directly at him  
Rover: listen to her kid, you don’t wanna be stuck like this  
Applejack: I thought Ah told yah not ya talk  
Rover: well what else am I supposed to do, I’m a severed head!
FoldabotZ
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Novice Brony
All those mounted are not really dead mounted heads. They’re all alive and Applejack just asked them to poke their heads through the walls, to give the intimidation factor. She owes them after this or they owe her that’s they did it.
SFaccountant
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DarkMech is Best Mech
“Wow. Uh… I’m actually really impressed you can even fire a gun with hooves, Miss Applejack.”  
“Ah can’t. Ah used it to beat each o’these varmints ta death.”  
“(Incomprehensible whimpering)”
Background Pony #1418
@Fubarman  
“Who’s that riding in the sun?  
Who’s the mare with the itchy gun?  
Who’s the mare who kills for fun?  
Psycho Mare, Psycho Mare, Psycho Mare.” I know this comment is 2 years old, but that Married With Children reference is just….fucking….EPIC!!!!
Background Pony #FE97
They’re not decapitated.
 
AJ called in a whole lot of favors and cut some holes in the wall.
Background Pony #D3DC
Given all the decapitated named characters I’m pretty sure this is grimdark.