Applebloom dated all those things?!

Wait, did she also kill Winona? Ohh god why!

And then Big Mac came in  
BM:Who the buck is you?  
Feather: I-Ii am Applebloom’s date  
BM:-You’re what?  
Feather:A-a-aplebloom’s date.  
BM: How old is you, boy?  
Feather:S-Sixteen, sir.  
AJ: Don’t you lie to me mothabucka , you look like you’re 26  
BM: You a tall, Sapphire Shores- looking son of a shipper-  
(Granny Smith):Hey! Who be making all that noise, sonny?  
BM:This plothole here, GrandMammy.Takin Applebloom out on a date(sniffs him) I bet you been rolling on Poison Joke. You do them herbs , boy? HUH?

And thus all Applebloom could do was sneak out at night and have a secret liason with [YOUR SHIPPED PONY HERE]

And then Applebloom was forever alone.
 
Eating ice cream at Sugarcube Corner every saturday night.

Who’s that riding in the sun?  
Who’s the mare with the itchy gun?  
Who’s the mare who kills for fun?  
Psycho Mare, Psycho Mare, Psycho Mare.