@Softy  
It definitely depends on the brand too. Heinz is really sweet stuff (it’s literally tomato paste, liquid sugar, and vinegar, in that order), while other stuff tastes much more tomatoey.
 
@Chicago Ted  
Whatever overall appeals to you when you consider their personality, looks, and contained condiment :P
 
@Background Pony #1E67  
How about your Kraft Mac and Cheese then? :D
 
@crazeguy  
@Dirty Bit  
@Damaged  
There were only so many waifus I could draw :P  
I basically limited it to ones you most commonly find in diners, except for Cheese Spread; she got a pass for being my personal favorite :P

Ketchup’s my ol’ reliable.

@Dirty Bit  
And brown sauce. And Worcestershire sauce. And maple syrup. And mint sauce. And garlic aioli…

@crazeguy
 
Hey, yeah! We need her!
 
Also Ranch dressing

No Soy Sauce? :(

I see you looking at my plate of scrambled eggs, shoo, you’re not touching them!

Seeing these condiment pones reminds me of my Breaking Bad reference I drew some time ago.

@Chicago Ted  
No, I mean she has a more solid flavor.

@Damaged  

You mean  

Sorry girls, but I have to go with your big sister, Gravy. She is more full-bodied, and goes great with basically everything. Except for Mayo and Tartar, I have to go with Gravy every time (being allergic to tomato doesn’t help the rest out much either).

The only true waifu~

Which one? By flavor it’s ketchup; by personality it’s this ’un.

@Softy
 
Very true about milk. Unless it’s chocolate milk.

Maybe I just have weird taste buds, but ketchup has never been “sweet” to me. I’m always confused when people say that it is; I wonder what they’re tasting. I like ketchup, mind.
 
(Also milk is not sweet at all; in fact it has a bitter aftertaste and is generally unpleasant to drink by itself. Alcohol is horribly bitter. Cinnamon is the creation of Satan.)